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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in bling, brew bits, brewshyt, facebook, hoodrat stuff, Jay Z, Jumpoff, kate hudson, kendra, nicki minaj, Tiger Woods, What's Brewing | Posted on 27-04-2010

Some afternoon linkage for your reading pleasure… don’t read and drive though. That’s messy…

Soooooo, the iced out Newport chain was a bad idea, huh? – Hip Hop Wired

Jay-Z live @ Coachella [VIDEO] – 2dopeboyz

Kendra Wilkinson drops it low for Too $hort…Hank must be pleased – Rap Radar

Facebook scraps “fans,” opts for “like” button – Huffington Post

Nicki Minaj feels guilty about her lyrics – Miss Info

Kate Hudson has new boobs? – US Magazine

Did you know?: Doing hoodrat-shyt causes earthquakes? – The Frisky

Well, prepare for an aftershock then, cuz Tiger’s jumpoffs are getting a reality show – The Grio

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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in bling, brew bits, brewshyt, facebook, hoodrat stuff, Jay Z, Jumpoff, kate hudson, kendra, nicki minaj, Tiger Woods, What's Brewing | Posted on 19-04-2010

Some afternoon linkage for your reading pleasure… don’t read and drive though. That’s messy…

Soooooo, the iced out Newport chain was a bad idea, huh? – Hip Hop Wired

Jay-Z live @ Coachella [VIDEO] – 2dopeboyz

Kendra Wilkinson drops it low for Too $hort…Hank must be pleased – Rap Radar

Facebook scraps “fans,” opts for “like” button – Huffington Post

Nicki Minaj feels guilty about her lyrics – Miss Info

Kate Hudson has new boobs? – US Magazine

Did you know?: Doing hoodrat-shyt causes earthquakes? – The Frisky

Well, prepare for an aftershock then, cuz Tiger’s jumpoffs are getting a reality show – The Grio

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Cheaters: Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Edition

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon, Jumpoff, Jumpoffs Are Having The Best Year Ever, Your Cheatin' Heart | Posted on 09-04-2010

Jumpoffs are having the best year ever! Add Fancy’s Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon’s husband, Mike, to the list of this year’s cheaters. Garcelle found out her man has been cheating for 5 of their NINE year relationship. And to top it off, she put his arse on blast in an email to his colleagues!

Subject: “Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nilon”
Text: “What do they have in common . . . I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!” 

Gangsta!

Ladies, would you put a cheating man on blast at his job?

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Brew Quotes: Rielle Hunter

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, John Edwards, Jumpoff, rielle hunter | Posted on 15-03-2010

“…first of all, infidelity doesn’t happen in healthy marriages. The break in the marriage happens before the infidelity. And that break happened, you know, two and a half decades before I got there. So the home was wrecked already. I was not the Home Wrecker.”

-Rielle Hunter, former Senator John Edwards’ babymamma, in an interview with GQ.

*Sidebar: are we supposed to take you seriously when your photo spread is sans pants?

*Double sidebar: how does the mistress know the marriage was broken 20 years before she got in the picture? Jumpoffs make me wanna hurl!

*Steps off soapbox*

Photo: Mike Seliger/GQ
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Never Put The Jumpoff On The Payroll

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Jumpoff, wyclef, yele haiti | Posted on 13-03-2010

Wyclef Jean is learning the Jumpoff Commandments the hard way. Sources are questioning Wyclef’s philanthropic work now that records show he gave his alleged mistress a job in the Yele Haiti organization. The woman in question, Zakiya Khatou-Chevassus, made $105,000 as an independent contractor in 2008 for “program development.”

Sources say she served as Jean’s personal assistant, working on his commercial and philanthropic endeavors. Gawker reports Khatou-Chevassus “did whatever Wyclef needed that day, whether it was related to Yele or not. She would do things like book flights, and she wasn’t very good at it. It’s a shame that she made that much money.” Khatou-Chevassus actually made three times what the actual program director who keeps the organization afloat makes.

One source said “everyone knows they were in a relationship. A dozen people, including me, saw and knew. It wasn’t a secret.” Wyclef and his wife Marie Claudinette Jean have reportedly been in an “open” marriage for some time.

No doubt Wyclef reps hard for Haiti. No one can question that. But I give it a solid “hmmmm” when it looks like the open marriage is spilling over into the money. Money and peen/poon don’t mix.

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