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Cornball Corner: Justin Bieber


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Cornball corner, Justin Bieber | Posted on 10-03-2014


I fantasize about beating Justin Bieber’s ass. I’m serious. I could be doing dishes or some other mundane task and start daydreaming about bumping into him and whopping his little trick ass up and down Hollywood Blvd. Probably not normal but he irritates me. He’s rich, obnoxious and oblivious. He’s everything that is wrong with those little Millennials idiots! This video of Justin’s deposition proves my point. It’s hilarious and sad at the same, damn time! Miss DeBieberess’ bodyguard is in hot water but doing hood rat stuff, so Justin tried it with the lawyer but failed in part because you have to be somewhat intelligent to master the act of smarmy sarcastic prick! Jesse Eisenberg sir, you are not! I’m not your lawyer but I would advise your lil Canadian arse to watch “The Social Network” and takes notes! Oh, and leave the weed alone, you sound like a doucherocket!
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Brew Tube: Barbara Walters Learns To “Dougie”


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Barbara Walters, Brew Tube, Justin Bieber | Posted on 12-12-2010

Ok, this Dougie isht has jumped the shark. It was cute and all when Chris Brown was giving tutorials in night clubs… now, America’s trusted news sources are learning how to do it. Enough is enough.
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Tina Fey Returns To SNL…


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Justin Bieber, Saturday Night Live, tina fey, will you watch | Posted on 10-04-2010

…just for tonight.

It doesn’t take much to excite me on a Saturday night. Hey, I’m easy like that. (Ok, wait, that didn’t come out right)

Anyway, Tina Fey is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight with that Justin Bieber-Fever boy as the musical guest. To plug her hosting gig, Fey appeared on Jimmy Fallon’s (her fellow SNL alum) late night chat show. Fey and Fallon teamed up against Seth Meyers and a preggers Amy Poehler for a game of charades!

Will you watch tonight?

*P.S. Hey Tina, send me those shoes!


What’s Brewing?


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Lil Wayne, mariah carey, michelle obama, nick cannon, nicki minaj, reggie bue, rielle hunter, Rihanna, Tiger Woods, tyler perry, What's Brewing | Posted on 05-04-2010

Get your popcorn, Oprah’s interviewing John Edwards’ mistress – Gawker

Kim Kardashian packs her isht and moves out of Reggie’s house – Gossip On This

C’mon son: Tiger wants to renew his vows? – Huffington Post

Michelle Obama has “Bieber Fever” – PopEater

Tyler Perry has relations with women – Crunk + Disorderly

Barbie alert: Nicki Minaj to tour with Rihanna – AllHipHop

Lil Wayne, the TV show? – Hip Hop U-C-It

Don’t you dare call him “Mr. Mariah Carey” – The YBF


Does Your Mother Love You This Much?


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Justin Bieber, tattoos | Posted on 28-01-2010

People are going nutso with the ink these days.  First, there was that fool who got Ray Bans tatted on his face.  Now, this mother gets a tattoo of a local DJ in Miami so her daughter can meet Justin Bieber. I mean, I could see if it was Maxwell or somebody with staying power…but this kid?

Would your mother go this hard for you?