Note to Kat Stacks: Don’t mess with La La or her hubby!

Grimy jumpoff Kat Stacks sent a tweet to NBA baller and newly married Carmelo Anthony asking him if “he tasted like Carmel” (spelling error aside…that’s foul). His wife La La piped in, telling Stacks “I ain’t the one. I’m only going to tell you one time.”

#POW

Then, Carmelo offered $5K to anyone who would slap Stacks (are threats allowed in the NBA? I swear…these innaweb thugs).

Taste The Brew to read their tweets

I thought I smelled fillet when I went downtown the other day and now I know the source. Kat Stacks was in the nation’s capital and doing hood rat stuff apparently. Some kind soul caught the choosey lover hella drunk and rolling around on the ground while trying to air box with White Jesus. Jokes aside, this girl needs a friend…or an exorcism!

Oprah, is this yo’ daddy? – Oh No They Didn’t

Kat Stacks is back. This time, she’s drunk and in a random car. Disturbing. – Mrs. Grapevine

Those Kardashians can’t keep their clothes on – PopEater

Spelman gets $1 million grant [good Brew news] – NewsOne

Guess the bunions (you know you wanna) – Celebuzz

Kathy Griffin gets a public pap smear – Socialite Life

Female hip-hop continues its death spiral: Lil Kim makes her puddy purr – Tazz Daddy

Oprah, is this yo’ daddy? – Oh No They Didn’t

Kat Stacks is back. This time, she’s drunk and in a random car. Disturbing. – Mrs. Grapevine

Those Kardashians can’t keep their clothes on – PopEater

Spelman gets $1 million grant [good Brew news] – NewsOne

Guess the bunions (you know you wanna) – Celebuzz

Kathy Griffin gets a public pap smear – Socialite Life

Female hip-hop continues its death spiral: Lil Kim makes her puddy purr – Tazz Daddy

WTF Files: Dr. Murray says Michael Jackson killed himself – Freddy O

Jay-Z & Beyonce are still married – Crunk + Disorderly

Too cheap for Pay-Per-View last night? Watch the Jones/Hopkins fight here – Rock The Dub

Lance Gross is fine chocolate. That is all. – Necole Bitchie

Trey Songz got more mixtapes than Weezy has root canals – Karen Civil

And let the “Window Seat” parodies begin… – Bark + Bite

The iPad is selling like crack in the ‘80s – Huffington Post

Kat Stacks won’t go away – Miss Jia

Ochocinco sans shirt (shameless) – The YBF

OMG, Ricky Martin’s gay? – The Superficial

Kid Fury translates Kat Stacks’ groupie tales [This is MUST SEE TV right 'chere] – Crunk + Disorderly

Nick Cannon’s making money – Perez Hilton

Is Ludacris about to jump the broom? – Mz.Inferno

Beyonce? Pregnant? Not! – PopEater

Elin wants no parts of Tiger’s comeback – Socialite Life

Jesse James has a 4th mistress? – I’m Not Obsessed!