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Cornball Corner: Khloe Kardashian


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in brew bits, Cornball corner, French Montana, khloe kardashian | Posted on 03-07-2014

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Despite what you think the reason this Kardashian is sitting in our Brew’s Cornball Corner has nothing to do with her sharing DNA with THE most vapid and annoying family in both Americas. She’s there because of that scuzzy scrotum head she calls her man, French Montana. The rapper’s wife, YES WIFE, Deen Kharbouch, the one he “Kevin Harted”, says French is ALLEGEDLY a deadbeat daddy who hasn’t seen their son in MONTHS. Maybe her claim is not 100% accurate, because there are two sides to every story, but I’m still giving the side eye because this isn’t the first time Khloe has dealt with a man who had kids. Actually, didn’t your HUSBAND Lamar Odom’s ex say you were not for the chulrren like that? I cannot respect any woman who thinks it’s okay to accept a Jeep Wrangler and other trinkets from a man who doesn’t see his offspring or even have a 529 plan for them. As his ‘rib’, you should be encouraging all that, feel me? So stew in the corner and figure out how does one’s life take them down the road to the land of fake Moroccan Bammas?

French Montana’s wife sub tweets:

What say you, Brewchies?


Will You Watch?: Khloe & Lamar [SNEAK PEEK]


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in khloe kardashian, lamar odom, will you watch | Posted on 06-04-2011

The buzz about Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian’s reality show has been brewing (pun intended) since last summer. Now, the extended trailer for the show is finally here. And, it looks like the rapid we don’t really know each other-I’ve never met yo’ daddy nature of their speedy marriage is catching up with them in a few places.

Taste The Brew for a peek at the show


Brew Bits: Kardashians Kancel MasterKard


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, khloe kardashian, Kim Kardashian, kourtney kardashian | Posted on 30-11-2010

Kim Kardashian and her sisters want out of their deal with Mastercard. The three launched the deal for the prepaid debt card just three weeks ago, but after Connecticut’s attorney general issued a warning to parents about the card, the sisters had their lawyer cancel the deal. The AG said he was disturbed by the card’s high fees and that the family was “marketing a dangerous financial fantasy.” When you read the fine print, the card carried $99.95 annual fees, $7.95 monthly fees (after the first year), ATM withdrawal fees, bill pay fees, loading fees and charges for talking to a customer service agent. Not a good look for something marketed to kids.

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Will You Watch?: The Kardashi-Odoms


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in khloe kardashian, lamar odom, will you watch | Posted on 01-07-2010

I can’t even lie. Khloe is the Kardashian I fux with. She seems like the random, out of the box girl who would be funny to go out drinking with. Just don’t let her do the driving. #justsayin

Anyway, Khloe and her husband, Lamar Odom, are getting their own realty show. That Kris Jenner sure does put in work to make us watch her kids on the teevay. The show (which has yet to be titled) will reportedly focus on their life as a couple and how Lamar is trying to impregnate her. I’m interested to see just how Khloe gets along with Lamar’s two children… and his EX!

Khloe plans to continue being a part of the family’s other 2 shows and all their other crap (which, I watch…sometimes).

So, will you watch?

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Brew Bits: Beef Among Laker Wives?


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, khloe kardashian, Kobe Bryant, lamar odom, vanessa bryant | Posted on 23-06-2010

You don’t wanna piss off Vanessa Bryant. Just ask the maid.

In Touch Weekly reports Kobe’s wife is NOT feeling the Kardashian clan taking the spotlight from her at the Lakers’ games. An “insider” says ‘Nessa “hates” Khloé Kardashian (wife of Lakers player Lamar Odom) and thinks the Kardashians are a bunch of attention-grabbing fame-seekers.

Vanessa “won’t sit anywhere near Khloé at Lakers games,” the insider says, adding that because of Vanessa’s dislike of her, Khloé has been shut out of the “inner circle” of Lakers’ wives. Vanessa even called Khloé a “fake wife.”

Hello pot… have you met this kettle?

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