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Stage Husbands


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Anita Baker, brew commentary, Brew Love N' Stuff, faith evans, kourtney kardashian, mary j blige | Posted on 29-12-2010

Scott Disick reportedly tried to play hardball with E! to have his son Mason appear in “Kourtney and Kim Take New York”. He wanted $5,000 per episode, while E! was only willing to pay $1,000 per show. Disick pressed and E! threw up the deuces, so now you won’t be seeing Mason at all. Can we all just agree that Disick got into the creepy line twice?

Anyimjustridingthistrainuntilitstops, this story got me thinking about the strangeness about Stage Husbands.

Let’s review Exhibits A, B & C:

Kendu Issacs

What is it you do again? That’s right you sat in the studio with the crew were a record “producer” when you linked up with Murrry, but what have you done lately besides wrestle with Ms. Blige in the club and take her Madison Square Garden tickets? On top of that, something about your eyes is mad scurry to me! Plus, I like the heartbroken, visible panty lines Mary. Better music. Sorry! Next…

Stephen Belafonte

This movie “producer” has a soap opera sounding name and mad sketchy past. Something about you screams former Amway/pre-paid legal/cricket salesperson, you pretty muthaf#cka (spoken in my Wesley Snipes voice)!

Todd Russaw

Faith needs “One More Chance” after being with you. Beside getting busted for riding dirty and adding to her potpourri of offspring. What is it that you do again? Oh, your a producer too? You know Kendu?

Random observation fellas: throwing “producer” after your name don’t make it right! Now I truly hope these marriages last, Lord knows we need some examples of good relationships, but I can’t help but think about Anita Baker. Her ex, the O.G. of stage husbands, is fighting for HALF of her royalties… all because she got caught up in the rapture! If the roles were revered the woman would be called a gold digger. #justsayin


Brew Bits: Kardashians Kancel MasterKard


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, khloe kardashian, Kim Kardashian, kourtney kardashian | Posted on 30-11-2010

Kim Kardashian and her sisters want out of their deal with Mastercard. The three launched the deal for the prepaid debt card just three weeks ago, but after Connecticut’s attorney general issued a warning to parents about the card, the sisters had their lawyer cancel the deal. The AG said he was disturbed by the card’s high fees and that the family was “marketing a dangerous financial fantasy.” When you read the fine print, the card carried $99.95 annual fees, $7.95 monthly fees (after the first year), ATM withdrawal fees, bill pay fees, loading fees and charges for talking to a customer service agent. Not a good look for something marketed to kids.

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Brew Bits: Another Kardashian Wedding?


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, kourtney kardashian | Posted on 16-05-2010

Kourtney & Scott

That Kris Kardashian Jenner is one helluva “momager.”  Tina Douglas might wanna get her on the horn to help out with Ashanti’s career.  #justsayin

E! is reportedly hoping to get Kourtney Kardashian to marry her shady babydaddy Scott Disick so they can have a wedding extravaganza on the teevay.

One source says Kourtney “is so addicted to fame” she’s willing to marry the dud in exchange for a big payday.  E! has reportedly offered her a 6-figure deal to get married this year so they can do a newlywed reality show spinoff.

3.2 million people watched baby sister Khloe marry Lamar Odum… so, clearly, there’s some interest there… not to mention E! paid the million dollar bill for the wedding.

A “friend” says the person pushing for the whole deal is Kardashian momma, Kris.

Hmmm… she’s probably the one who leaked the Ray J tape too, eh?



Brew Baby Bit: Mason is NOT Checkin for His Peeps…….


Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in brew baby bit, Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, kourtney kardashian | Posted on 22-03-2010

I love the look on his fat lil
cute face…..


Kourtney Kardashian Robbed!


Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in kourtney kardashian | Posted on 19-10-2009

Good thing Khloe and Lamar got that prenup situation handled… her big sis may need some scrilla now that she’s been jacked for her jewels.

Kourtney Kardashian’s Calabasas, CA townhouse was robbed Saturday night. The thieves took hundreds of thousands of dollars in juuurry©. Initial reports said Kardashian was out to dinner with her babyfahvah boyfriend Scott while the house was being ganked. But, it appears Kourtney was actually in Vegas, partying with her sister Kim. When they got home, they discovered the burglary and called the po-po.

The thieves took a $30,000 Cartier watch, Scott’s Rolex and some jewelry given to Kourtney by her late father Robert.  Damn.


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