Were you wondering what Lil Wayne was up to during his 8 month prison stint at Rikers? Was his absence haunting your dreams? Did you wake up nightly, yelling out for the Weezy F? No? Well, I’m gonna tell you anyway.
The Lil Weezer tells Rolling Stone that he worked as a suicide prevention aide, listened to the radio, played Uno and read the Bible. Exciting right?
“I’d bust a n*gga’s ass at Uno. We gamble for phone time. I’d take n*gga’s commissary: Lemme get them cookies, lemme get them chips, get that soup.”
…Somehow I can hear him using that as a lyric in one of his rambling songs…
Wayne also read the biographies of Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison and Marvin Gaye, among others. He also read the Bible for the first time and offered this little piece of enlightenment about The Good Book…
“It was deep! I liked the parts where some character was once this, but he ended up being that. Like he’d be dissing Jesus, and then he ends up being a saint. That was cool.”
Yeah, and that’s the dude your kid listens to when you’re not watching…
An angry groupie is writing about an alleged recent run-in with Lil Wayne and his crew. The girl claims Lil Wayne and those Young Money stankin looking dudes who I don’t even know nor care to name made a few comments about her dark skin. When the girl pointed out that Lil Wayne’s daughter, Reginae, is dark too, he went off and allegedly said:
“My daughter is a dark skin millionaire thats the difference between her and you”.
He then went on to say:
“My daughter is the first and last dark skin child im having, the rest of my baby moms light skin chicks i even got an asian baby moms to make sure i have a daughter with good hair, too bad we had a son”.
Lil Wayne took to Twitter to somewhat deny the story but it’s still suspect…I mean what if we discriminated against gremlins on the Brew? Huh Weezy? We love all species. So I’ma need you to sit in the Cornball Corner and marinate for a minute until you really clear this up!
Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Lil Wayne | Posted on 08-11-2010
First of all I cannot stand ‘WELCOME HOME!’ from jail parties, the idea that you are being welcomed home like you were doing something honorable, like serving your country, or travelling for Drs. Without Borders or some ish? No your ass was on a Hoodcation, on my dime. Hell you welcomed home for? How about more of a “HOW WAS THAT TIME OUT?” party. Accompanied by gift wrapped boxes of job applications.
Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Lil Wayne | Posted on 06-11-2010
Lil Wayne will have to continue his cold-turkey status a little longer, so says the terms of his probation orders… He “may not consume or drink any substance containing alcohol” as long as he’s on probation, which is for the next 36 months.
Since he’s a felon, he can’t knowingly associate with anyone engaged in criminal activity or any person with a criminal record without prior written approval from his probation officer (you know, the T.I. syndrome). I’m wondering, does that include most of the rap game? #justsayin
If the lil Weezer violates his probation, he’ll be sent back to prison immejitley.
Good luck with all that Wayne. He’s supposedly having a stripper filled “welcome home” bash in Miami this weekend. If fools start Twitpic’ing this weekend, it could be a wrap…
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After all that complaining about Hov not looking out for him… turns out rapper Beanie Sigel actually did make some money. He’s been charged with tax evasion for failing to file any taxes from 2002 to 2004. Beans reportedly made $1.5 million during that period (ok, so not Jay-Z money but nothing to sneeze at), but didn’t pay Uncle Sam.
Kanye gave Oprah the shaft! Word is Queen Kanye canceled his appearance on Queen Oprah’s show via… wait for it… EMAIL! And the innawebs are buzzing that Oprah’s producers are some kinda pissed.
Lil Wayne wants you lames to stop sending him fan mail! He got busted for smuggling an MP3 player so he’s in the segregated part of the pokey and has no time to read and respond. I mean really, write to those orphans in the Sally Struthers commercials or something. Aren’t there better uses of your time?
I can no longer write my fans, as difficult as this maybe to say please stop sending me mail, I luv u and will see you soonless than a minute ago via webLil Wayne #FreeWeezy liltunechi
Today Show host Hoda Kotb lost her shizz this morning during a fashion segment with Tina Knowles. Miss Tina has a new clothing line at Walmart that she was peddling on the show when out of nowhere… you guessed it. Beyonce appeared.
…And, 5 million people have nothing better to do than follow Kim Kardashian’s tweets, making her one of the top-followed people on Twitter.
I really don’t know how to thank my over 5million twitter friends! This is such a mind blowing feeling! I can’t believe it! I love u so muchless than a minute ago via TweetGeniusKim Kardashian KimKardashian
Ok, so I follow her too. #lesigh
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