Lil Wayne continues to have more jobs than I do. Weezy blogged from prison about the Philadelphia Eagles’ trading Donovan McNabb to the Washington Redskins. Peep his thoughts and let us know if you agree…

I’ma let that “congrads” slide.  Go here to see more of Wayne’s thoughts from a jail cell.

Lil Wayne continues to have more jobs than I do. Weezy blogged from prison about the Philadelphia Eagles’ trading Donovan McNabb to the Washington Redskins. Peep his thoughts and let us know if you agree…

I’ma let that “congrads” slide.  Go here to see more of Wayne’s thoughts from a jail cell.

Hold the phone. It seems Lil Wayne is keeping himself busy behind bars. Rikers is paying him to keep an eye out for other prisoners. Weezer’s bottom babymama, Toya, tells US magazine that “Wayne has a job — they got him on suicide watch for other prisoners. He watches the crazy prisoners and makes sure they don’t kill the themselves. He likes the job even though they don’t pay him much.”

Anybody else annoyed your money is going to pay this cat?

And is he even qualified to do this? Don’t you need some kinda shrink degree to do that?

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Get your popcorn, Oprah’s interviewing John Edwards’ mistress – Gawker

Kim Kardashian packs her isht and moves out of Reggie’s house – Gossip On This

C’mon son: Tiger wants to renew his vows? – Huffington Post

Michelle Obama has “Bieber Fever” – PopEater

Tyler Perry has relations with women – Crunk + Disorderly

Barbie alert: Nicki Minaj to tour with Rihanna – AllHipHop

Lil Wayne, the TV show? – Hip Hop U-C-It

Don’t you dare call him “Mr. Mariah Carey” – The YBF

Ok, I am really hoping this is a spoof. If not, then this is proof that our “entertainment” images spread like wildfire and we should be very careful about what we put out there. Good or bad, folks will emulate it. Check out this Nigerian version of Lil Wayne, who goes by the name 2Sure2Shizzy. This guy has that muddaf*gga, I’m drunk “swag” (hate that word, but it applies here) down to a science.

Oh boy!

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Lil Wayne has a computer connection behind bars apparently. The Weezer penned a letter to his fans on a special website created just so he could thank them. Sidebar: if he’s blatantly blogging from jail and I have to sneak to do it when the bossman ain’t lookin’… then I’m doing something wrong.

Anyway, here’s part of the letter Weezy F. SomeInmateNamedDelicious’Baby sent to his fans.

During my prison stint, I want my fans to know I love you. I want all of you to know that I appreciate all the mail I get, and this is my way of saying thank you. The F is for Family, Friends, and Fans.

Love. Live. Life. Proceed. Progress. That’s who I am and who I’ll always be. You see, we’re all living on borrowed time, so I’m not worried about this situation. Life happens quick. The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done…you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. Trying to tear down the past prohibits you from building up your future. So for my time here, my physical will be confined to the yard. My love and my spirit, however, know no boundaries.

I’m in good spirits man, for real. My kids race through my mind all day. They know they were created with love, so love is how their life will be defined. I just hope my love and adoration for them provides a temporary bandage on a wound I unknowingly inflicted on them.

Real soon, you can catch me blogging for ESPN again thank you espn for not letting my passion for sports perish. I work out a lot because it helps pass the time. I read the Bible everyday. Jail didn’t make me find God, He’s always been there. They can lock me up, but my spirit and my love can never be confined to prison walls.

Give me the patience that I need
To keep my piece of mind,
And with life’s cares, I hope, Dear God,
Some happiness to find.
Give me the courage to face life`s trials
and not to from troubles run.
let me keep this thought in mind.
“Thy Will,” not “Mine,” be done.
- “Pray”

Go here to read the full letter.

Is there a special on jailhouse grills? I mean, Lil Wayne gets his yuckmouth fixed and now, T.I. reportedly got $50,000 of work done on his smile. I didn’t think his teefus were that fugged to begin with, but hey, I sure ain’t mad at him. I always thought he was a cutie. I’d probably break him though, so I’ll just say he’s nice to look at.

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A few links for your evening reading pleasure…

Is Whitney Houston in rehab? – Gyant Unplugged

Tiger Woods will piss on you – Intersection of Madness & Reality

America’s Next Top Model may very well kill you – dlisted

Send Lil Wayne a jailhouse letter why don’tcha? – Miss Jia

Call Demi Moore a cougar and she might cut you – the.Life Files

Tyra Banks wants to help you with your period – Jezebel

Octomom could be Octohomeless – TMZ

Michael Jordan buys the Charlotte Bobcats…sure hope he doesn’t suit up too – FreddyO

Tiny & T.I. getting married… finally – YBF

Lil Wayne is finally off to jail today. He’ll be in protective custody while he serves that long-awaited one year jail sentence on a gun charge. A judge asked if he wanted to make a statement but the Weezer said no.

Wayne did ask for special medical attention while in jail because of that yuck mouth condition.

By the way, here’s Wayne’s last, cryptic tweet.

Ah well… next.

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Nicole ShirtsHanger training for “Dancing” with the “Stars”

(Ironic placement of quotation marks intentional)

Lili Augello Cook in concert

When bad pants happen to fine ass homewreckers..

BeyYaki The Creole Queen and the Camel of BK at the White House (LOVE it!)

… and they brought along Mama and cousin Trey

Looking good, King!

@ 3rd Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon (more pix)

Cassie, in Paris, hopefully looking into that modeling career.