The  sad downward spiral that keeps getting sadder.

Lindsay is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace (pictured above) from a Venice, CA jewelry store on January 22.  Surveillance video from the store shows Lindsay with the necklace in question and there are photos of her wearing what appears to be the same necklace a week later.

If convicted …  Lindsay faces a maximum of three years in state prison.

Sources connected with Lindsay tell TMZ … Lindsay says she’ll fight the charge and she’s sticking with her story that she took the jewelry on loan.

The case could also have a dramatic impact on her ongoing DUI case in Beverly Hills since she is currently on probation.

(source: TMZ, up in errybody’s bidness)

Um, call me crazy…but when people LOAN you stuff don’t they generally have knowledge that you will be taking it with you when you leave?  Furthermore, that is the ugliest and cheapest looking $2,500 necklace I’ve ever seen. IF she really stole that crap, this is a serious cry for help…especially for her fashion sense. Yikes.

Today, a judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to return to rehab until early 2011 because she failed a drug test. Keep in mind, she could have gone back to jail. But The Lohan seems to think rehab is going to kill her career. Not drugs. Not brown likka. Not drunk driving. Not her crazy, fame hungry parents. Rehab!

TMZ reports Lohan told her probation officer that rehab would be a financial hardship and damaging to her career. She claims her clothing line is falling apart (because of rehab… not because it sucks?) because she can’t monitor/promote it. Lohan is scheduled to begin work on a movie next month but that’s out the window for now too…because of… REHAB! The director says he’ll wait for her though. #brightside?

Denial. More than a river in Egypt.

Good luck LiLo.

Good luck.

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In what could be the dumbest idea since “New Coke,” In Touch is reporting Lindsay Lohan wants to be a mother to set her life straight. A “friend” tells the mag that Linds is determined to stay sober and the best way to get there? Have a kid!

The mag reports Lohan –who just failed another drug test– thinks having a baby would help fight her bouts of loneliness.

In Touch reports:

Lohan has seen what motherhood has done for former party girl Nicole Richie and thinks it can do the same for her. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”

Um, get a gerbil. A dog. A pet rock. Don’t subject a fetus to this!

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New rule: if you catch a case, they should cancel your Twitter.

Lindsay Lohan has to wear a SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet as part of her most recent visit to court. Rather than just shut up and wear the thing, she wants to rock it! She tweeted this to her followers Friday.

The sad thing is… she’s probably SO serious.

This cannot be the wisest career move.

Lindsay Lohan is set to play Deep Throat actress Linda Lovelace. The film is an independent project called “Inferno” and will reportedly be announced at the Cannes Film Festival this month.

Perhaps an indie role will save her career? Can’t hurt, right? *kanyeshrug*

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Rihanna’s engaged? – Oh No They Didn’t

Bristol Palin wants you to wrap it up (with a moose skin condom) – Huffington Post

This Michael Jackson story keeps getting worse – Perez Hilton

Lindsay Lohan is a dee-sas-ter – Gawker

Jessica Simpson goes sans fards ^© – Pop Sugar

WTF Files?: Virginia Governor declares “Confederate History Month” – DC Fab

Would you rock these computer shoes? – The Frisky

Celebrity Fit Club declares its biggest loser – People

^©Shout out to Michael K

Yikes! Love is love, it doesn’t matter if you love men, women, cats, dogs, Megatron, Darth Vader, Bobby Flay or Bushwick Bill and it certainly ain’t easy.

If you’re a woman and you think it’s tough to love a man, imagine being in love with another woman….. no freakin way man! We are a piece of work, so for that reason I’ll pass on vagi-cat love. Too much drama, monthly flows, broads wanna be held, they talk while the game is on……. I just ain’t checkin for all that….

But Linny and Sam seemed to have found a way to make their love work. Until a certain Ms. Drea De Matteo entered the scene.

Apparently Sam and Drea went on a date, Sam returned home at some ungodly hour (the hour that if she were with a man she’d be put in the headlock). So Linny runs up on her, vagi-cat warfare ensues and Sam proceeds to throw Linny’s tenda vittles, vickie secrets and such on the street…… this is just too much.

I’m sure Sam was just hangin with her pal but that’s the trouble with girls, we always overreact. Linny stop wearing your vagi-cat on your sleeve!!!! MAN UP!!!

Oh well…. hope you guys work this mess out, I’m for love!

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Holding my nose on this one. Police in L.A. answered a burglary alarm call to fire crotch mess actress Lindsay Lohan’s house and found the place so messy and ransackled they thought she had been robbed. Turns out it’s just how this red-headed chippie really gets down. Lohan was not home at the time and her publicist gave reporters the gas face when they asked for a comment. Little girl, f*ck shopping at Kitson’s all day, go buy some act right! You haven’t been right since you jumped on the Va-jay-jay!