Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Lindsay Lohan | Posted on 06-02-2011
The sad downward spiral that keeps getting sadder.
Lindsay is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace (pictured above) from a Venice, CA jewelry store on January 22. Surveillance video from the store shows Lindsay with the necklace in question and there are photos of her wearing what appears to be the same necklace a week later.
If convicted … Lindsay faces a maximum of three years in state prison.
Sources connected with Lindsay tell TMZ … Lindsay says she’ll fight the charge and she’s sticking with her story that she took the jewelry on loan.
The case could also have a dramatic impact on her ongoing DUI case in Beverly Hills since she is currently on probation.
(source: TMZ, up in errybody’s bidness)
Um, call me crazy…but when people LOAN you stuff don’t they generally have knowledge that you will be taking it with you when you leave? Furthermore, that is the ugliest and cheapest looking $2,500 necklace I’ve ever seen. IF she really stole that crap, this is a serious cry for help…especially for her fashion sense. Yikes.
Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Lindsay Lohan | Posted on 22-10-2010
Today, a judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to return to rehab until early 2011 because she failed a drug test. Keep in mind, she could have gone back to jail. But The Lohan seems to think rehab is going to kill her career. Not drugs. Not brown likka. Not drunk driving. Not her crazy, fame hungry parents. Rehab!
TMZ reports Lohan told her probation officer that rehab would be a financial hardship and damaging to her career. She claims her clothing line is falling apart (because of rehab… not because it sucks?) because she can’t monitor/promote it. Lohan is scheduled to begin work on a movie next month but that’s out the window for now too…because of… REHAB! The director says he’ll wait for her though. #brightside?
Denial. More than a river in Egypt.
Good luck LiLo.
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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, Lindsay Lohan | Posted on 20-09-2010
In what could be the dumbest idea since “New Coke,” In Touch is reporting Lindsay Lohan wants to be a mother to set her life straight. A “friend” tells the mag that Linds is determined to stay sober and the best way to get there? Have a kid!
The mag reports Lohan –who just failed another drug test– thinks having a baby would help fight her bouts of loneliness.
In Touch reports:
Lohan has seen what motherhood has done for former party girl Nicole Richie and thinks it can do the same for her. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”
Um, get a gerbil. A dog. A pet rock. Don’t subject a fetus to this!
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New rule: if you catch a case, they should cancel your Twitter.
Lindsay Lohan has to wear a SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet as part of her most recent visit to court. Rather than just shut up and wear the thing, she wants to rock it! She tweeted this to her followers Friday.
The sad thing is… she’s probably SO serious.