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Brew Quotes: Martha Stewart on Gwyneth Paltrow & OITNB

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, Gwyneth Paltrow, martha stewart | Posted on 13-09-2014

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Martha Stewart wants goopy Gwyneth Paltrow put a sock in it… a fancy, cashmere one. Stewart tells Net-a-Porter’s Porter magazine that the actress/lifestyle/food/health “expert” should shut up and not quit her day job.

“She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart.”

The former inmate also took a minute to critique the hit series Orange Is the New Black, saying:

“They could have done that so much better. That girl [Taylor Schilling] is not good enough, the lead actress. I met the real Piper [Kerman]. She was in prison either the same time or after me, and I talked to her about it.”

I can’t wait to be 73 with no filter.
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See What Foolin With Dem Marley’s Does???

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in lauryn hill, martha stewart | Posted on 11-03-2010

Alls I want is for her to sing the tunes again, COME BACK L!!!!! (and what the hell is Martha so happy about?)
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Brew Bits: Make It Rain For Martha

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, martha stewart | Posted on 19-01-2010


While the rest of the innawebs is going nuts today about something called a Waka Flocka getting shot and wounded in the ATL for not giving up his chain… my eyes were drawn to this “can’t stop watching a train wreck” clip of Martha Stewart dippin’ it low on her show today.


…and up comes lunch, dinner and tomorrow’s breakfast!
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Brew Bits: Make It Rain For Martha

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Posted by admin | Posted in brew bits, martha stewart | Posted on 19-01-2010


While the rest of the innawebs is going nuts today about something called a Waka Flocka getting shot and wounded in the ATL for not giving up his chain… my eyes were drawn to this “can’t stop watching a train wreck” clip of Martha Stewart dippin’ it low on her show today.


…and up comes lunch, dinner and tomorrow’s breakfast!
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Brew Funny: The Greener The Better

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew funny, martha stewart, Snoop Dogg, weed | Posted on 18-12-2009

Who knew Martha Stewart had an affinity for rapping and the sticky icky?  Leave it to Snoop to bring out her hood side. (Or maybe prison brought that out…)

Martha must have a soft spot for cooking with Calvin. He made cognac mashed potatoes with her back in November of ’08.

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