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Brew Tube: Stop! Hammertime

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Tube, MC Hammer | Posted on 19-11-2012

50 year old MC Hammer dusted off his hammerpants, ironed on a tuxedo stripe, grabbed a workout headband and busted a move on the American Music Awards last night with Korean YouTube sensation, PSY. Didya miss it? We got you (well, ‘til ABC and the ghost of Dick Clark yank it).

Get you some Hammer Gangnam Style. Jump to 2:55 if you can’t understand what that dude is saying.

All I needed was B Angie B to descend from the ceiling like Pink in a Cirque du Soleil harness.

Image via ABC/Dick Clark Productions/AP
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Brew Tube: Hammer’s Swipe At Jay-Z

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Tube, Jay Z, MC Hammer, Toure | Posted on 01-11-2010

Here’s the full video version of Hammer’s diss record, “Better Run Run,” aimed at Jay-Z. This guy’s “sell by” date was a couple of decades ago but he’s still trying…

So far, Jay-Z hasn’t replied to Hammer’s constant talking. All this stems from Jay putting a line about Hammer’s unfortunate money decisions in one of his raps. Even Hammer has joked about it… remember the Nationwide Insurance and Cash 4 Gold commercials?

One person who did fire shots at Hammer was music critic/writer Toure. If Toure can eat you up on Twitter… you might as well rock a “WACK” stamp on your forehead.
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Brew Tube: Hammer Fires At Jay-Z… Again

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Tube, Jay Z, MC Hammer | Posted on 26-10-2010

Hammer is really taking this Jay-Z beef to heart. Hammer is p.o.’d because Jay dropped his name in a rhyme in Kanye West’s G.O.O.D. Friday track, “So Appalled.” In the song, Jay says “…And Hammer went broke so you know I’m more focused / I lost 30 mil so I spent another 30 / Cause unlike Hammer 30 million can’t hurt me.”

Welllll (*Antoine Dodson voice*), that didn’t sit too well with Mr. Pumps And A Bump who went on an anti-Jigga Twitter rant last month, calling Jay “Hell Boy.” Hammer now plans to drop a diss record called “Better Run Run!” The song drops October 31st. Hammer must be pretty serious about this Hell Boy thing because he’s taken up the art of YouTubery and now has a teaser running to promote the song.

Clearly, Stanley Burrell has bought into all the Illuminati talk.  But, something tells me he don’t want it with Hov. So, are YOU checkin’ for “King Hammer’s” diss track?

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Brew Throwback: MC Hammer

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in brew throwback, MC Hammer | Posted on 06-10-2010

Everyone wants to wax nostalgic about the Hammer panted, crazy dancin’ Hammer. 

I love how everyone conveniently forgets  the “desperate to hang on to relevancy”, bikini clad, with a stiffie, grinding Hammer. 

Well this ‘ish is etched in my mind’s eye.  Enjoy on this #hornywitchwednesday!


MC Hammer – Pumps in a Bump
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Brew Tube: MC Hammer’s Selling Beer

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Tube, MC Hammer | Posted on 12-06-2010

MC Hammer is getting in on the World Cup action. Hammer is featured in Castle Lite’s new ad featuring the rapper and his hit “You Can’t Touch This” (which, this Witch knew all the moves to and had some Hammer pants…OWWW!).

Check it!

The commercial was filmed in Johannesburg in April.

Can’t knock his hustle for a check…

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