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Obamas Celebrate 17 Years of Marriage


Posted by admin | Posted in Barack Obama, Hot Prez, michelle obama, Obamas | Posted on 05-10-2009

The President and First Lady celebrated 17 years of marriage over the weekend, by dining at the Blue Duck Tavern in DC. And, despite all the global crises, the health care debacle and the failed attempt to woo the Olympics to Chicago… this man still had time to take the wife out on the town. And some of you men can’t work 9-5 and take your ladies to a movie. Hmmpf! Anyway, I digress. Woosah… Enjoy the photos.

The First Lady rocked a halter dress, blue clutch and Jimmy Choo Lantern heels. Get it Michelle!

Photos: Jewel Samad / Getty Images


Sasha Fab


Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Barack Obama, Obamas, Sasha | Posted on 02-09-2009

Look who was down for a game of peek-a-boo with her Daddy in the Oval Office!

I think he was a bit busy working on more pressing matters. But, you gotta love the ever so cute little Sasha for trying. She might wanna go read a book or something though. Don’t be distracting Daddy when he’s working on my health care plan!


Things Negroes Like: Obama Edition


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Barack Obama, michelle obama, Obamas, Things Negroes Like | Posted on 04-08-2009

In honor of our 44th President’s 48th birthday, let’s talk about what the Negroes like about Barry-O.

Run it:

He’s Teflon
Controversy stands no chance next to this man. He smooth talks his way out of it, around it, over it, under it and through it.
Or…he has a beer and just brushes that dirt off…

He’s Married to a Real Woman (and he likes her momma)

A woman with smarts, curves, ‘a kitchen’, a rolling neck (ya’ll know she got one) and an actual point of view! And she looks like she can make a mean mac & cheese too… in Jimmy Choos, of course.

He’s Got Kids with Ethnic Names

Come on, you know some baby whose momma lives on MLK, Jr. Blvd. is already named the ghetto version of Malia. That would be M’leeyah (silent a, get it right).

He’s Got a Dog with a Negro Name

How Negro of a dog name is Bo? The only thing that would make Bo any ‘blacker’ is if they would have named him King and kept him on a chain in the yard.

Happy birthday Mr. President!

Now, go get that health care passed, so I won’t change my opinion.

Just kidding! (*well, not really*)


Gays Pissed At Prez


Posted by admin | Posted in Hot Prez, Obamas, What's your call? | Posted on 18-06-2009

Gay rights groups are calling on President Obama to man-up. They say his decision to grant limited benefits to same-sex partners of federal employees is a nice gesture but not quite enough.

The president’s decision won’t give the couples health or retirement benefits. Obama’s critics say he’s not fully committed to the gay and lesbian cause.

Obama is reportedly a supporter of giving same-sex couples full health benefits but he knows that’s going to take an actual “act” of Congress to make happen.

So, is his latest measure simply putting a band-aid on the problem?

Critics want the president to end the military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy as well. They’d hoped it would happen as quickly as his announcement of his plans to close the Guantanamo Bay prison. But so far… *crickets chirping.*

So, what’s your call? Is President Obama doing enough to give gays and lesbians full civil rights? Or, should this issue take a backseat to the other fires he’s putting out?


Barack Is Too Fly For You


Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Hot Prez, Obamas | Posted on 16-06-2009

Note to all terrorist flies: don’t eff with our Prez!
A pesky fly kept trying to get close to President Obama (a fly after my own heart) during a CNBC interview today.  So, Big O stalked the little bugger with the patience of only someone of African descent (you know we can swat a skeeter to death with the quickness at a cookout) and smacked it dead in one shot!
See for yourself…
I expect the PETA people to protest the White House tomorrow.