Paula Deen admitted last week that she has suffered from Type 2 Diabetes (or ‘Suga’ as my granny used to call it) for several years. So while that’s all very unfortunate (I had a flash back to the Soul Food big mama arm burn scene), I can’t help but thinking to myself that this hefty host is shady as slim. While she was peddling butter, fatback and hog maw, her glucose levels were doing her dirty and SHE KEPT QUIET! WHO DOES THAT?  I know it’s up to us to be responsible for our bodies. No one can sue McDowell’s when they spent years shoving that chit down their pie holes but still this woman has a huge fan base so maybe she could have said something? Maybe tone down the donut and bacon sandwich rants? You know like actually look out for the fans who support her? Well apparently she did finally say something; ‘where them dollars at’? Paula is the new spokesperson for..what else..a diabetes drug! I’m calling brewshyt. Apparently her publicist is too because she just quit after six years. So Paula you are sitting in the Brew’s Cornball Corner. Marinate on that and get well!

Why do critics rip Michelle Obama because she preaches healthy eating and hail this lard lover?

And why is this sister acting all Annie The Chicken Lady? Stop it!

Paula Deen loves all things fat: lard, butter, bacon, hams, jellies and jams…

But I’m pretty sure she’d rather cook them than play defense with her face. Paula got hit by flying swine while helping give out food during a charity event in Georgia.

Don’t worry. She’s okay.

Paula Deen loves all things fat: lard, butter, bacon, hams, jellies and jams…

But I’m pretty sure she’d rather cook them than play defense with her face. Paula got hit by flying swine while helping give out food during a charity event in Georgia.

Don’t worry. She’s okay.

Paula Deen loves all things fat: lard, butter, bacon, hams, jellies and jams…

But I’m pretty sure she’d rather cook them than play defense with her face. Paula got hit by flying swine while helping give out food during a charity event in Georgia.

Don’t worry. She’s okay.

I happened to catch the last hour of the Today Show (the real one, not that Hoda/Kathie Lee snoozefest) on Friday and nearly lost it when Paula Deen and Al Roker tried to make cake.

Turns out, a Today Show staffer was on the set when the camera started rolling.  He hit the deck faster than a Negro dodging bullets.  Watch and get your laugh on.

I happened to catch the last hour of the Today Show (the real one, not that Hoda/Kathie Lee snoozefest) on Friday and nearly lost it when Paula Deen and Al Roker tried to make cake.

Turns out, a Today Show staffer was on the set when the camera started rolling.  He hit the deck faster than a Negro dodging bullets.  Watch and get your laugh on.

I happened to catch the last hour of the Today Show (the real one, not that Hoda/Kathie Lee snoozefest) on Friday and nearly lost it when Paula Deen and Al Roker tried to make cake.

Turns out, a Today Show staffer was on the set when the camera started rolling.  He hit the deck faster than a Negro dodging bullets.  Watch and get your laugh on.