Montana Fishburne has a braille booty so I guess this next story makes a lot of sense. Playboy has come up with a way for the blind to enjoy its ah, er, articles. A non-profit that specializes in broadcasting audio version of print for the visually-inpaired has a women read the articles. When she gets to the coveted “centerfold” she describes the models in detail to listeners!
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For those of you who like to read Playboy (ya know… “read” it… *wink*), the “classy” porn mag will soon unveil a “safe for work” site called The Smoking Jacket. Playboy is trying to compete with Maxim and Esquire, though I don’t really see where Maxim is safe for work…but anyway.
The Smoking Jacket will be a non-picture site, so you won’t look like a freak of the week when you read it at work. You also won’t set off any “hey, he looks at porn in his cubicle” alarms.
So far, Playboy isn’t talking about the new site, so there’s no word on when it will launch.
Will you be checking it out?
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Russell’s former bag carrier Kimora Lee Simmons says she’s been in talks with Playboy “quite a bit” but her mission to make the world fabulous has gotten in the way of her exposing her vagicat.
The 34 year old mother of three told OK! Magazine:
“We’ve talked about it quite a few times. I’ve had cover stories lined up more than once. It’s something I never came around to doing at that time… I feel like I’m a little different than some of these women who do it because I do have a tremendous business, and an empire and a fashion line – my whole life of my businesses and being an entrepreneur and a business mogul. Sometimes I feel like I have the sex appeal and the wherewithal, and I feel like getting out there and doing it.”
“Some of these women”… whatchu tryin’ ta say Kimora?
If she does take it off for the magazine, you can thank/blame Lisa Rinna for the inspiration. The 46 year old big-lipped actress posed for Playboy in May. Kimora applauds her move.
“I think if you can do it, and Lisa Rinna did it – great- and she looks hot, and then there are other times when I think ‘is this the same message I want to reflect about me as a businesswoman?”
Seems like Kimora is playing with our emotions. Either you want to take it off or you don’t. It’s not that serious, boo. Get off the fence!
Oh, she did add a final jab…
“It’s just about balancing and juggling and wearing many hats. Sometimes I ask myself as a businesswoman, ‘would Oprah do that?’ Then other times, I say ‘but if Oprah had that body would she do it?’ I don’t know!”
Ouch!
Russell’s former bag carrier Kimora Lee Simmons says she’s been in talks with Playboy “quite a bit” but her mission to make the world fabulous has gotten in the way of her exposing her vagicat.
The 34 year old mother of three told OK! Magazine:
“We’ve talked about it quite a few times. I’ve had cover stories lined up more than once. It’s something I never came around to doing at that time… I feel like I’m a little different than some of these women who do it because I do have a tremendous business, and an empire and a fashion line – my whole life of my businesses and being an entrepreneur and a business mogul. Sometimes I feel like I have the sex appeal and the wherewithal, and I feel like getting out there and doing it.”
“Some of these women”… whatchu tryin’ ta say Kimora?
If she does take it off for the magazine, you can thank/blame Lisa Rinna for the inspiration. The 46 year old big-lipped actress posed for Playboy in May. Kimora applauds her move.
“I think if you can do it, and Lisa Rinna did it – great- and she looks hot, and then there are other times when I think ‘is this the same message I want to reflect about me as a businesswoman?”
Seems like Kimora is playing with our emotions. Either you want to take it off or you don’t. It’s not that serious, boo. Get off the fence!
Oh, she did add a final jab…
“It’s just about balancing and juggling and wearing many hats. Sometimes I ask myself as a businesswoman, ‘would Oprah do that?’ Then other times, I say ‘but if Oprah had that body would she do it?’ I don’t know!”
Ouch!
Russell’s former bag carrier Kimora Lee Simmons says she’s been in talks with Playboy “quite a bit” but her mission to make the world fabulous has gotten in the way of her exposing her vagicat.
The 34 year old mother of three told OK! Magazine:
“We’ve talked about it quite a few times. I’ve had cover stories lined up more than once. It’s something I never came around to doing at that time… I feel like I’m a little different than some of these women who do it because I do have a tremendous business, and an empire and a fashion line – my whole life of my businesses and being an entrepreneur and a business mogul. Sometimes I feel like I have the sex appeal and the wherewithal, and I feel like getting out there and doing it.”
“Some of these women”… whatchu tryin’ ta say Kimora?
If she does take it off for the magazine, you can thank/blame Lisa Rinna for the inspiration. The 46 year old big-lipped actress posed for Playboy in May. Kimora applauds her move.
“I think if you can do it, and Lisa Rinna did it – great- and she looks hot, and then there are other times when I think ‘is this the same message I want to reflect about me as a businesswoman?”
Seems like Kimora is playing with our emotions. Either you want to take it off or you don’t. It’s not that serious, boo. Get off the fence!
Oh, she did add a final jab…
“It’s just about balancing and juggling and wearing many hats. Sometimes I ask myself as a businesswoman, ‘would Oprah do that?’ Then other times, I say ‘but if Oprah had that body would she do it?’ I don’t know!”
Ouch!
Comedian Tracy Morgan told all his business in an interview in next month’s Playboy. Morgan answers 20 questions, ranging from his time at Saturday Night Live to his fist sexual experience to how he likes to (ahem) toss the salad.
On SNL’s Lorne Michaels:
He’s been like a dad to me. I remember when I was on Saturday Night Live my first year and I wasn’t getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit. It was three o’clock in the morning, man, I’ll never forget. Makes me want to cry sometimes when I think about it. I love that man. I love that man. [long pause; starts to cry] I’m sorry, man. Excuse me. [another long pause] Son of a bitch… m*therf*cker’s good. I remember one time Lorne took me to his office, and he said, “Tracy, you are here not because you’re black. You’re here because you’re f*cking funny, man.” [bursts into tears again; wipes face with shirt] Changed my whole perspective. I wasn’t so guarded anymore.
On his favorite activity…getting women pregnant:
I’ve got my third-degree black belt and I’ve gotten several women pregnant, so I’ve moved on to other things. These days I’m into bike riding and breaking water. I like breaking women’s water. If you’re pregnant and you need your water broken, you need your labor induced, give me a call and I’ll ride my bike over and take care of it.
Taste The Brew for his NSFW view on booty love.
I like f*cking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, g*ddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her.
Wow. Read the rest of the interview here.
Morgan also has a new book out, “I Am The New Black.”
Comedian Tracy Morgan told all his business in an interview in next month’s Playboy. Morgan answers 20 questions, ranging from his time at Saturday Night Live to his fist sexual experience to how he likes to (ahem) toss the salad.
On SNL’s Lorne Michaels:
He’s been like a dad to me. I remember when I was on Saturday Night Live my first year and I wasn’t getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit. It was three o’clock in the morning, man, I’ll never forget. Makes me want to cry sometimes when I think about it. I love that man. I love that man. [long pause; starts to cry] I’m sorry, man. Excuse me. [another long pause] Son of a bitch… m*therf*cker’s good. I remember one time Lorne took me to his office, and he said, “Tracy, you are here not because you’re black. You’re here because you’re f*cking funny, man.” [bursts into tears again; wipes face with shirt] Changed my whole perspective. I wasn’t so guarded anymore.
On his favorite activity…getting women pregnant:
I’ve got my third-degree black belt and I’ve gotten several women pregnant, so I’ve moved on to other things. These days I’m into bike riding and breaking water. I like breaking women’s water. If you’re pregnant and you need your water broken, you need your labor induced, give me a call and I’ll ride my bike over and take care of it.
Taste The Brew for his NSFW view on booty love.
I like f*cking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, g*ddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her.
Wow. Read the rest of the interview here.
Morgan also has a new book out, “I Am The New Black.”
Comedian Tracy Morgan told all his business in an interview in next month’s Playboy. Morgan answers 20 questions, ranging from his time at Saturday Night Live to his fist sexual experience to how he likes to (ahem) toss the salad.
On SNL’s Lorne Michaels:
He’s been like a dad to me. I remember when I was on Saturday Night Live my first year and I wasn’t getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit. It was three o’clock in the morning, man, I’ll never forget. Makes me want to cry sometimes when I think about it. I love that man. I love that man. [long pause; starts to cry] I’m sorry, man. Excuse me. [another long pause] Son of a bitch… m*therf*cker’s good. I remember one time Lorne took me to his office, and he said, “Tracy, you are here not because you’re black. You’re here because you’re f*cking funny, man.” [bursts into tears again; wipes face with shirt] Changed my whole perspective. I wasn’t so guarded anymore.
On his favorite activity…getting women pregnant:
I’ve got my third-degree black belt and I’ve gotten several women pregnant, so I’ve moved on to other things. These days I’m into bike riding and breaking water. I like breaking women’s water. If you’re pregnant and you need your water broken, you need your labor induced, give me a call and I’ll ride my bike over and take care of it.
Taste The Brew for his NSFW view on booty love.
I like f*cking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, g*ddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her.
Wow. Read the rest of the interview here.
Morgan also has a new book out, “I Am The New Black.”
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