Less than a month after burying his wife, former Senator John Edwards is reportedly engaged to Rielle Hunter, the woman he knocked up during his marriage to Elizabeth.
The National Enquirer (I know, it’s the Enquirer, but follow along…) reports the couple will get married this summer. News of their rumored nuptials comes the same day word got out that Elizabeth nixed John from her will in the days before she died, leaving everything to her children.
Edwards’ people aren’t commenting on the story, but this IS the National Enquirer. They’ve had this guy by the bizzalls for years. They broke the story back in 2007 that he was dippin’ out on Elizabeth.
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Get your popcorn, Oprah’s interviewing John Edwards’ mistress – Gawker
Kim Kardashian packs her isht and moves out of Reggie’s house – Gossip On This
C’mon son: Tiger wants to renew his vows? – Huffington Post
Michelle Obama has “Bieber Fever” – PopEater
Tyler Perry has relations with women – Crunk + Disorderly
Barbie alert: Nicki Minaj to tour with Rihanna – AllHipHop
Lil Wayne, the TV show? – Hip Hop U-C-It
Don’t you dare call him “Mr. Mariah Carey” – The YBF
I’m not saying that being a jumpoff is a good thing, but let’s just agree that lately it’s turning into quite a profitable profession, propelling the most unknown mattress backs into stardom…at least for a few minutes. That being said I still think that decorum is key when taking on said role. In other words, PLAY YOUR POSITION! Which means that if you can’t keep your legs closed to married men (© NeNe Leakes) at least don’t rub their wife’s face in things by posing spread eagle with some furry friends (pun intended) on the cover of a magazine. And more importantly, when you open said magazine and realize you played yourself, don’t get mad! Word on the curb is that John Edwards’ BM Rielle Hunter is said to be ‘in tears’ over that hot mess spread she did for GQ. Barbara Walters told her co-hosts on “The View” that the sideline ho called her in hysterics – saying she found the photos “replusive”. *Blank stare*. Rielle, you know your arse is sitting in The Brew’s Cornball Corner for this Brewshyt!
A few links a-brewin’ for your evening pleasure…
Gilbert Arenas “deserves to be punished” – Forbez DVD
Those Kardashians love the chocolate, eh? – The Rundown
Paula Abdul has a job? – I’m Not Obsessed!
This Fly Girl is not feeling the JLo – Perez Hilton
John Edwards’ mistress thinks her GQ photos are “repulsive” … and so do we – Huffington Post
Jessica Simpson might get knocked up by her hairdresser – Hollyscoop
Round up the vampires, True Blood returns this summer – Just Jared
Top Chef coming to DC? – DCFUD
“…first of all, infidelity doesn’t happen in healthy marriages. The break in the marriage happens before the infidelity. And that break happened, you know, two and a half decades before I got there. So the home was wrecked already. I was not the Home Wrecker.”
-Rielle Hunter, former Senator John Edwards’ babymamma, in an interview with GQ.
*Sidebar: are we supposed to take you seriously when your photo spread is sans pants?
*Double sidebar: how does the mistress know the marriage was broken 20 years before she got in the picture? Jumpoffs make me wanna hurl!
*Steps off soapbox*
Photo: Mike Seliger/GQ