Well, happy belated birthday, Rihanna! Last night, on the Pretty Bajan Yodeler’s 25th birthday, Law & Order: SVU aired a promo for its next episode that’s “ripped from the headlines,” fa real! The “Funny Valentine” episode features “a familiar story of two celebrities, intertwined by abuse” with images of a battered celebutante and her hippity hopper boyfriend. The SVU squad has to battle the industry’s politics to get to the bottom of the woman’s brutal assault. *cue the gavel*
Adding to the episode, guest appearances by Perez Hilton and Wendy Williams. Williams plays a talk show host (what a stretch) who interviews the Chris Brown-ish character. I wonder if he tosses a chair? Anyway, the episode airs Wednesday, February 27th at 9 pm ET on NBC.
Does Karaoke still have her baby toe in Chris Brown’s life? The little cutie on duty jetted to Paris this weekend to reportedly join Brown who is on his “Carpe Diem” tour. After the Costco Cassie tweeted pictures from Paris:
@Rihanna clapped back:
But the Bajan Yodeler quickly deleted those tweets and posted a picture of her and Brown all tatted and tenda:
I can’t keep up but this is NOT going to end well.
1) @Karrueche should stop by Hermes while in Paris and buy a clue
2) Rihanna should call Matt Kemp for some ‘consoling’ (hee hee)
BUT, this might be smoke and mirrors, word on the curb is that Karrueche was there with her styling partners on some business for her clothing line #THEKILL and never really met up with The Blonde Beater, but made it appear that way. Stay tuned for the next episode of All My Children!
Yesterday, Fleur told you that the Bajan Yodeler and the Forehead Tap Dancer from Tappahannock were uniting for a duet, once again. The song, “Nobodies Business,” will be featured on Rihanna’s November release, “Unapologetic,” and we’ve got a snippet for your listening pleasure, or whatever.
“You’ll always be the one that I wanna come home to, Boy/Let me love you and show you how special you are /I wanna be your baby, you’ll always be my baby/Tell me what you want now”
Why does it have to be so catchy? WHYYYYY?
Today’s theme: prayer circles. Everybody needs one. And apparently they need a spell checker too, “nobodies?”
Are you digging this? Or should the busted Ashford & Simpson give it a rest?
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