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Brew Bits: Back, back, forth and forth?


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Chris Brown, Karrueche Tran, Rihanna | Posted on 09-12-2012

Does Karaoke still have her baby toe in Chris Brown’s life? The little cutie on duty jetted to Paris this weekend to reportedly join Brown who is on his “Carpe Diem” tour. After the Costco Cassie tweeted pictures from Paris:

@Rihanna clapped back:

But the Bajan Yodeler quickly deleted those tweets and posted a picture of her and Brown all tatted and tenda:

I can’t keep up but this is NOT going to end well.

My suggestions?
1) @Karrueche should stop by Hermes while in Paris and buy a clue
2) Rihanna should call Matt Kemp for some ‘consoling’ (hee hee)

BUT, this might be smoke and mirrors, word on the curb is that Karrueche was there with her styling partners on some business for her clothing line #THEKILL and never really met up with The Blonde Beater, but made it appear that way. Stay tuned for the next episode of All My Children!


Brew Music: Rihanna + Chris Brown Duet, “Nobodies Business”


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew music, Chris Brown, Rihanna | Posted on 07-11-2012

Yesterday, Fleur told you that the Bajan Yodeler and the Forehead Tap Dancer from Tappahannock were uniting for a duet, once again. The song, “Nobodies Business,” will be featured on Rihanna’s November release, “Unapologetic,” and we’ve got a snippet for your listening pleasure, or whatever.

“You’ll always be the one that I wanna come home to, Boy/Let me love you and show you how special you are /I wanna be your baby, you’ll always be my baby/Tell me what you want now”

Why does it have to be so catchy? WHYYYYY?

Today’s theme: prayer circles. Everybody needs one. And apparently they need a spell checker too, “nobodies?”

Are you digging this? Or should the busted Ashford & Simpson give it a rest?

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Dear KarryTheCoachBag, Run For Your Life


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Celebrity Concern Letter, Celebrity Letters, Chris Brown, Karrueche Tran, Rihanna | Posted on 03-10-2012

If you’re a read-between-the-tweets type like I am, then all hell must be breaking loose in the relationship between the Forehead Tapper from Tappahannock and his seat filler lady love, Karrueche Tran. You see, the innawebs have been buzzing that Rihanna and Chris Brown have been publicly rubbing on each other in de club, disappearing to the bathroom and even tipping out of the same hotel (but, separately of course). Now, whenever anything makes the “news,” I go to the twitters for verification. You know, everything on the twitters is true, right? So, let’s go to the tale of the tweets, shall we?
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Brew Bits: “I’d Hit That” Rihanna Shirts Pulled From Music Fest


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, Chris Brown, Rihanna | Posted on 03-09-2012

A tasteless shirt featuring Rihanna and Chris Brown has been pulled from a music festival in the UK. The shirts featured Rihanna on the front with the caption “I’d hit that” and Chris Brown on the back with his fist raised. The shirts were selling at the “family-friendly” Beacons Festival in England for about $20. Obviously meant to be a play on wanting to tap that arse sexually, the shirts also refer to the 2009 incident where Chris really did “hit that” all up and down his Lambo. Organizers removed the shirts after guests complained. But one concert attendee says the shirts remained on sale for the whole weekend. Tacky.

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Twittervention: @Rihanna vs. @Joan_Rivers


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Joan Rivers, Rihanna, Twitter, Twittervention | Posted on 26-08-2012

Funny lady Joan Rivers said what we’ve all been thinking about Rihanna’s love confession for Chris Brown during her interview with Oprah this month. During the sit down, Rih said that Chris was the love of her life and that she’s forgiven him for going all rabid hyena on her in the Laborghini that time. Well, Joan took to her Twitter to give Rihanna a virtual slap:

Rihanna –in her typical fashion– shot a little fire of her own:

@Joan_Rivers wow u really do get slow when you’re old huh?

That tweet was later deleted.

Joan shot back:

I love how Joan kept it cute with a show invitation.

Rihanna fired this parting shot:

This girl is more fun than a barrel of monkeys, delusional, but she’s fun. If you’re not following her on Twitter, you should. She has no filter, clearly.

Image via Frazer Harrison/Getty Images, Dan Herrick/KPA/ZUMA Press
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