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Brew Buzz: Ron Artest Continues To Be My Sweet Nutty Baby


Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in ron artest | Posted on 24-06-2011

They shall call me Peace...

The always eccentric and quite frankly AWESOMELY odd Lakers forward, Ron Artest filed a petition in L.A. County Superior Court to change his name to — Metta (meaning: loving, kindness, happiness) World Peace.

Hey, if I can actually call a grown bamma OCHOCINCO, I’d happily call someone Sir Peace.  But that’s just the free-lovin’ hippie in me talking!    Artest joins a host of other (sometimes wtf?) athletes to chuck their legal names: LIST

*Might I suggest to Ronnie Metta, that whenever he leaves a room he offers up a: “Peace, OUT!”

He can have that for free…


Ron Artest Promotes Mental Health


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Tube, ron artest | Posted on 22-12-2010

I used to think this guy was an 11 on the “wackadoodle for no reason” scale but the more I see of Ron Ron, the more I like him.

Lakers player Ron Artest is the face of the Los Angeles County Department of Mental Health’s campaign to get more people to seek treatment.

After the Lakers won the championship this year, Ron Ron publicly thanked his psychiatrist for helping him “relax a lot.” There’s nothing wrong with asking for help… I hope Ron’s efforts will help people see that.

I made it all the way through this post without taking a shot at Kobe. It really is Christmas…
Image via Andrew D. Bernstein/NBAE/Getty Images

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Brew Tube: Ron Artest on Chelsea Lately


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Tube, Chelsea Handler, chelsea lately, ron artest | Posted on 24-06-2010

That Ron Artest is a strange bird. But I like him. Here’s the Lakers champ (Ugh! Did I just type that?) on E!’s Chelsea Lately where they discussed getting in Chelsea’s pants and… punany… yeah. Go on and watch.

Um, did he really growl at his pants?

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Brew Music: Ron Artest – “Champions”


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew music, ron artest | Posted on 19-06-2010

Remember that song Ron Artest was shamelessly plugging along with his mental health evaluator after the Lakers took the championship Thursday?

Well… like to hear it? Here it go.


You likey?

Rip via Chris Barclay

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…And, I’d like to thank my shrink!


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in ron artest | Posted on 18-06-2010

Congrats to the LA Lakers for their Game 7 win over the Boston Celtics in Thursday’s NBA Finals.

Ok, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way… let’s get to the real highlight of the game. Ron Artest thanking his associates, his hood, his doctor and his psychiatrist who helped him relax a lot.

Roll that beautiful bean footage…