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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in BET, Beyonce, brew bits, brewshyt, sandra bullock, Steve Harvey, What's Brewing | Posted on 13-06-2013

Steve HarveyFiendin’ for more Steve Harvey? NBC just granted your wish. The comedian’s talk show has been picked up for two additional seasons which would put him in 65% of the country and extend the show into 2016. Harvey’s show is beating Katie Couric’s chatfest in the ratings, too. Last month, he was #1 among women 18-49 and 25-54. – Variety

 

 

AP Photo/NBC, Peter Kramer

AP Photo/NBC, Peter Kramer

Sandra Bullock is in talks to join the Will Smith and Jay-Z produced “Annie” remake. She’d join Jamie Foxx (Daddy Warbucks) and Quvenzhane Wallis (Annie). Bullock would play Miss Hannigan. You remember her as the mean woman who runs the orphanage where Annie lives. The bigger question here is, WILL BABY LOUIS HAVE A ROLE? I’d pay to see him mean mug Daddy Warbucks. – The Hollywood Reporter

 

 

BET Hip Hop Sisters

BET is adding some real hip hop to the network, sorta. The network announced the addition of “Hip Hop Sisters,” a new reality show that follows female MCs as they try to knock Nicki Minaj off the charts get their careers back on track.’ MC Lyte will executive produce and “Shaunie O’Neal” the show. Also featured: The Lady of Rage, Yo Yo, Smooth, Monie Love and Lil Mama. Lil Mama? Really? – Black Enterprise

 

 

BeyonceWondering what Beyonce smells like on tour? Well, you can buy a bottle of her limited edition “Heat The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour” fragrance which –according to her parfums site– pays “tribute to Beyoncé’s amazing momentous journey.” Dunno how a scent can do that but let’s hope it doesn’t smell like onesie sweat. – Beyonce Parfums

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Brew Quotes: Jesse James Continues Being Douchey

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, jesse james, kat von d, sandra bullock | Posted on 04-05-2011

Jesse James continued his Tour of Doucheland on the Howard Stern show this morning. He bigged-up his new lady love, the tatted up Kat Von D, while stomping on his ex, Sandra Bullock. James was on the show to promote his new book (you can Google it, I’m not plugging it), when the convo turned to sex. Stern asked Jesse who’s better in the sack, Sandra or the new fiancée.

“That one is an easy no-brainer. Kat Von D. 100%. She’s a vixen. If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her.”

Jesse went on to say that he never felt comfy in Sandra’s Hollywood world. I guess Kat is just the right mix of trailer park that Jesse needs.

“She [Sandra] could stand there in front of the world and say she loved me, but in my mind I was thinking, ‘Yeah? Bullsh*t. You don’t love me. I’m just some biker kid.”

Jesse says he started cheating on Sandra two years after they married but he says he’s totally devoted to Kat, who will be wife #4.

Jesse gets a Baby Louis Bullock "I'm sho' glad you ain't my daddy" mean mug for that…

Images via WENN & PacificCoastNews.com
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Oprah, Meryl & Sandra Make A Movie

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brewchies at the movies, Meryl Streep, Oprah, sandra bullock | Posted on 26-10-2010

Oprah is taking her talents to South Beach the big screen once the final season of her talk show wraps.

Deadline reports Universal Pictures will release a yet-to-be-named comedy starring Oprah Winfrey, Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock. The ensemble comedy will be based around a home shopping network and it’ll focus on the relationships, workplace, marketing, yaada yaada of said fictional at-home shopping channel (*trying not to be bored yet*). The film will be written and directed by Michael Patrick King, the guy behind the Sex and the City films. King says he conceptualized the film with each of the ladies in mind and all three said yes! A script should be done by January and the goal is to shoot in the summer or fall of 2011.

I can’t picture Oprah’s comedic chops just yet but Miss O can do whatever the hell she wants!

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“Strategery” or Low Self-Esteem?

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in break ups, brew bits, jesse james, sandra bullock | Posted on 14-08-2010


Actress Sandra Bullock was recently spotted spending the day with her ex Jesse James. I know it’s hard to say goodbye but to me just the thought of the type of nasty jump-offs Jesse had would be a very strong punany repellent for this Witch. Stay tuned….
Photo courtesy: Radar Online

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Brew Quotes: Michelle “Bombshell” McGee

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, jesse james, michelle 'bombshell' mcgee, sandra bullock | Posted on 01-06-2010

“In a twisted type of way. I guess Sandra [Bullock] should be thankful that I did come forward and let her know that her husband did cheat on her.”

-Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s warped logic during an interview on the Canadian TV program “etalk” over the weekend. These who-ares get more wretched by the day.

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