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When Your Career Tanks… Make A Freaky Mixtape

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Tube, brian mcknight, Search For Relevancy | Posted on 24-04-2012


I don’t know what Brian McKnight has been doing lately and, frankly, I don’t really care. I haven’t checked for him since, well… ever. I think he once had a TV show and a radio show or whatever. But, anywho, in the quest to remain relevant, Sir McKnight is releasing a freaky mixtape and now finds himself actually trending on Twitter (that’s like, a celebrity goal these days). He dropped a snippet of the first song and he calls it… wait for it…
Taste The Brew for the video

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When Your Career Tanks…Tweet Naked (NSFW)

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Search For Relevancy, teairra mari, Twittervention | Posted on 26-12-2010

Teairra Mari (*had to look that up to spell it right*) isn’t the princess of Da Roc anymore so she has to drum up her own publicity. In fact, what does she do again? Anyway, she has a new mixtape project, so why not use the age-old “let me stir up my own buzz, sans clothes” technique, right? She tweeted from the steam room: “Steamin’ it up does wonders for the skin” and attached a pic of herself, topless as a jaybird.
Taste The Brew for the NSFW pic

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Fierce or Fail?: Rihanna Goes Red

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in fierce or fail, Rihanna, Search For Relevancy | Posted on 05-06-2010

Rihanna got her carrot top on at the Rock In Rio Music Festival in Spain today. The good peeps over at I Had Heard got (and by “got” I mean bought, cuz we sure didn’t) flicks of her new ‘do and all I can say is… umm…. why?

The search for relevancy continues…

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When Your Career Tanks…?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Craigslist, Nokio, Search For Relevancy | Posted on 02-05-2010

Ok, so I’m trying to sell some of my unused eggs on Craigslist and whatnot. (Hey, $6 grand for one of my mensie-eggs is a nice piece of change for something I have no intention of ever using). Anymybody’snoneofyourbusinessway, as I’m trolling around on the innawebs, looking for odd jobs and couples who want my 30-something ovary gems, I stubled upon this job listing for Nokio of Dru Hill’s new record company and thought, has it come to this? Craigslist, son? Craigslist for a record company executive? Don’t you know some industry insiders who can hook you up with an executive search? I mean, they have whole companies who do this executive headhunting stuff. And applicants go to a gym to fill out an answer key? *blank stare*

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Anyway, who wants some eggs?

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When Your Career Tanks… Rock A Thong!

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Search For Relevancy, sisqo | Posted on 08-01-2010

Sisqo spends more time on celebrity (finger quotes) reality shows than he does on stages these days. Now, he’s on the UK’s version of Big Brother…searching for relevancy in a thong.

Enter the dragon…

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