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Brew Tube: Singles Ladies Renewed!


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Brew Tube, single ladies | Posted on 23-08-2012

You probably read by now, but humor me. VH1 is going to torment us for another season with the house that Diamond built. Yes hunties, “Single Ladies”, will return with its bad, real bad, Michael Jackson acting courtesy of LisaRaye McCoy and Stacy Dash 2.0 aka Denise Vasi (who is friggin gorgeous). I’m not going to mention the blonde chick because actually she CAN act…a bit. I have to admit I find myself watching it occasionally if I can’t effort getting up to retrieve the remote following Love & Stank Pops: Atlanta. The fashion does rock but those week stalker story lines kill my soul oh and how many guest appearances can you have in one season? Latifah used her whole black Hollywood directory geesh! So, you checking for them boo?



Brew Bits: So, A Lot Of Y’all Watched Basketball Wives and Single Ladies + Was Stacey Dash Fired?


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Basketball wives, brew bits, single ladies, Stacey Dash, vh1 | Posted on 10-08-2011

VH1 earned its best ratings in more than two years, thanks to the antics of the drink-tossing Basketball Wives and the Queen Latifah-produced Single Ladies. The season three finale of Basketball Wives pulled in 4.6 million viewers, making it the network’s highest-rated show since May 2009. The first season finale of Single Ladies drew 3.3 million viewers.

Meanwhile, the innawebs are buzzing that Stacey Dash is out at Single Ladies. VH1 isn’t directly commenting on the rumor (only adding fuel to the talk), they’ll only say: “At this time, no casting decisions have been made for the second season of Single Ladies.” Remember that there was once a reported beef between Dash and co-star LisaRaye.

Stay tuned…

Images via VH1

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Ask A Dude: 15 Mins?


Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Ask A Dude, Ask A Dude The Round Table, single ladies | Posted on 22-06-2011

Hi Dudes!

Ok- don’t judge me, I got caught up watching the craptacular VH1 “Single Ladies”…a show about 2 negroid women, their “my black is on the inside (via penetration)” cacausianoid friend and mega bad acting.
Anywhootinany…the subject of commitment came up,  as it often does when negro women get together in front of a camera.  (Plus I REALLY needed a topic for Ask A Dude!)


True/False…expound please: 
“A man knows within 15 mins whether he can see a woman as his wife.”

Always Been Jealous of that Wet Set


(The surprisingly Subdued) Gross Dude: I’m going to have to sit this one out since I haven’t even come close to being married. I can admit to meeting alot of women that were “marriage material”, but I just had no desire to enter that institution.




Bitchin' Blazer

Absolutely not…A dude might be able to tell you if he is interested in getting physical within that amount of time, but any fool who mistakes “getting buttnekkid” with “marriage potential” likely deserves the heartache and financial f*ckery that lies ahead for him.

In general, it takes time to assess things about her, like her history (more specifically if she is related to or has had relations with any of my friends), friends (you play in sh*t long enough, you’re bound to get some on you so choose friends wisely… and to make sure I was not with any of them before)health (yes, especially sexual health), and MOST IMPORTANTLY if she has/had any prescriptions for things such as antidepressants and such.
As it were, it is improbable to gather all of this information – a minimum in the “should I be thinking about marrying this chick?” list – within 15 minutes, unless she overshares information, which is equally scary since no one marries clingers on purpose.
I am of the opinion that this is not information gained before at least the 3rd or 4th date or so, based solely on the natural progression of non-creepy conversation.



CA$HA: HA!!!! Who told you that??? (Elphaba: The bad TV show ‘Single Ladies’! Keep up!) A man knows whether or not he’d sleep with a women within the first 15 minutes, but a wife? No. She may be his ideal “look”, but any fool knows that looks can be deceiving. What if her breath stinks? What if “worse” stinks? What if she’s rude? What if she can’t cook? What if she’s bad with money? There are a lot of questions that need to be answered when it comes to that, and 15 minutes won’t do.
…”knows within 15 minutes”…LMAO! That is too funny…


No Curl Wetter or More Gansta

REV REAL: There is some truth to this. I think most guys approach women with 1 of 2 motivations: she’s jumpoff material, or she could be wife potential. That first conversation is critical, but just because he thinks she’s wife material in the first 15 mins doesn’t mean the chick can’t do something to muck that up. In other words, I’ve met chicks and after a few minutes been like, “I could wife her.”

But, if she’s tossing my salad within 2 hours, that prospect goes out the window.


This Really Is My Picture, though...



ELPHABA: My spiritual adviser, Ladies & Gentlemen.. *slow clap*… * blink*…*stare*…*sigh*…





So what say you, fellas? Do you know within 15 mins if someone is a just for now bust down or someone you can get all emo with forever style?

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Brew Quotes: Tyrese to LaLa – Hanging With Single Girls Is Not The Move, Boo!


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, La La Vazquez, single ladies, Tyrese, What's your call? | Posted on 22-09-2010

In Sunday’s (sorry, clearing the TiVo takes a minute) premiere episode of Carmelo Anthony & his new wife, LaLa’s reality show on VH1, LaLa’s good friend Tyrese drops a bomb that got me wondering… is he right? During a conversation between the two on “LaLa’s Full Court Wedding,” Tyrese quizzes her on whether she’s really ready to become a wife (after years of being in a relationship that’s already birthed a son). When Lala tells him yeah… Tyrese says this:

“Why are you not hanging out with married women who’ve been married for a long time? You can’t be in the spirit of being married, hanging out with a bunch of single people. I’m not telling you to get rid of all of your friends but they are not in the same space that you are in.”

The comment sparked a Twitter debate that made him a trending topic.  Perhaps he was simply trying to say, “dump the chick with the sex tape and the one who let Bow Wow hump her leg.” *shrug*

Anyway, so, does he have a point there? Is it even possible in the media-driven “day of black women don’t get married doom” to try to surround yourself with married women? I know I can count my married friends on my fingers…on one hand.

What’s your call?

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Brew Tube: Newsflash, You Are NOT A Single Lady


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Beyonce, Brew Tube, single ladies | Posted on 31-03-2010

Dammit, Beyonce is ruining the youth!