Something seems really..."Tight"...
Vivica gives me the sads for the ladies, she really does.
Elphaba: Especially when you think she cannot be unhappy with her looks, b/c she’s so ATTRACTIVE.
Piper: Right! Goodness
Elphaba: And if she thinks that little of herself what about actual DOGS? What hope is there for them?
Piper: And this young man she’s engaged to marry can’t think this is goot. Fiddy is prolly like “damn lady, I feel bad for pushing you to this”
- The Beginning of the End?
Elphaba: I SO BLAME HIM!! It’s like she thought he was her last shot at EVERYTHING
Sweet WJ, Blue Contacts were involved?
Elphaba: happiness love, loving herself. THE FOCK? A man cannot be what keeps you teetering on the brink of low self esteem and insanity.
But you know what? A 50 year old broad engaged to a man named SLIMM, marrying a man named SIXX NINE.. SURRIOUSLY?
Piper: Yeah you know what, EXACTLY! Her bad!
The Sixx-Nine's in Happier Times
Elphaba: OH, OH and FIDDY…A GROWN MAN CALLIN HE’SELF FIDDY. OMG, I’m officially an old woman!
Piper: No, we are sensible and you just don’t marry/date mofo’s who go by nicknames..
Elphaba: Right as their name, in the skreets! SIXX NINE?? And you aint got no record deal? 50, fine..fine..fine..it’s 50. In de club. But, huh?
Piper: Ain’t gonna lie, with that body Fiddy mighta got me too, but 6’9???? no fucking way!
Elphaba: lol! Right, I’mma give you an evolutionary pass, for the workouts an’ such. BUT SIXX—NINNE??? And now you’re literally 50 years old betrothed to a bamma named SLIMM WITH MULTIPLE MMMS??!
Piper: LMAO!!!! I gotta be honest; it’s the 3 M’s!
Elphaba: like HUH?? I feel like he’s mocking me. I mean are the extra M’s so we know he’s MMMMM GOOD?
The Future Slimmmmmmmm Family