removing weapon mods payday 2 payday leverage payday loans in portsmouth uk what is the fee for a payday loan experian payday loans payday loans guercmorteo direct lender aaa payday 100 pound payday lenders payday loan assistance inc payday 2 chemax payday loans the law fast payday loans tqeovertoz quick online payday loans guercmorteo payday lenders open weekends payday loans 95825 drill sergeant payday 2 payday 2 how to get more missions pasar payday 2 a español payday loans with repayment options fast payday loans southgate ky payday 2 spring break list paymaxx payday loan paper check payday loan phone number payday 2 bank heist tactics payday diamond heist glitch payday 2 update 26 crack payday loans in riverview fl payday 2 election day heist payday error 5 i need a payday loan fast dosh till payday payday 2 latest update xbox 360 what happens when a payday loan goes to collections payday loans hereisthebestin online payday advance s post oak payday 2 ps3 gratuit arbre executeur payday 2 payday 2 assault rifles payday the heist mask cheat fecha de lanzamiento de payday 2 payday loans no broker no checks payday falls on a bank holiday how to get out of payday loan debt payday 2 best sight for assault rifle payday 2 how to deploy sentry payday 2 community highlights payday loans baownbeuv faxless can i have two payday loans in virginia how payday advances work are payday loans allowed in nc i need a second payday loan payday 2 the elephant payday 2 juwelier ohne alarm payday loans helper payday 2 mdmp crash colorado payday loan rules payday 2 update 4 flt payday loan lawsuit texas payday 2 online trophies payday loan charlotte nc direct payday loan lenders online no credit check belfast payday loans payday loans like money lender who are the worst payday loan companies payday 2 best akimbo dodge build payday loans suze orman national payday loan assistance payday 2 bulldozer black internet payday system members area payday lending canada payday 2 perfect stranger mask payday companies list payday loans coventry paydaymax my account crear mascaras payday 2 payday the heist how to get more cable ties payday 2 gratis ps3 payday 2 framing frame day 3 locations payday 2 go bank card locations payday loan la puente ca payday loan studies payday 2 tendra pantalla dividida payday loans hereisthebestin bad credit payday 2 jewelry store stealth guide payday 2 dlc ps3 list payday loan florida laws payday advance manteca ca payday loans for military killeen tx google payday legit payday the heist 1.6 crack payday 2 blackbox indir payday web series payday arg cashback payday advance brea r500 payday loan payday the heist lost upgrades payday the heist ps3 payday 2 bank package locations payday 2 for android if payday falls on sunday payday loan delinquency payday 2 wolf mask ebay payday guide of bain payday the heist deutsch stellen payday advance sanford maine strategy to pay off payday loans payday eagle heavy payday 2 running poorly traduccion al español de payday 2 online payday loans lender dicas do payday 2 gr enterprises payday loans how to get a payday loan and not pay it back payday loans peoria illinois payday 2 lockpicking windows payday lenders licensed in north carolina can u get a payday loan with unemployment quick online payday loans hereisthebestin payday lender fined cheats for payday 2 beta payday loans in cheraw sc payday loans that take bancorp bank payday 2 red eyex32 weapon mods payday loans guercmorteo direct lender payday loans in parma ohio payday 2 graphics downgrade payday loan oak lawn payday loan ct payday 2 phone number payday loans in slc utah acer payday loans payday loan 92806 payday loans oakville ontario payday 2 how to set up game payday roulette how to use inspire payday 2 online payday loans that accept odsp arizona revised statutes payday loans code promo payday 2 payday 2 swag bag 1 affiliate payday loan companies les masques de payday 2 online payday loans money mart how do you get new guns in payday the heist instant online payday loans no paperwork south africa illinois payday loan repayment plan payday 2 best enforcer build minecraft payday alarm boxes usa payday loans des plaines il minecraft payday chains skin payday 2 not working after update payday loans in durban south africa payday loans in centre alabama payday loans 64133 payday the heist requisitos de sistema payday 2 evasion garage payday 2 no me arranca mums payday loan review payday loans daphne payday 2 is not launching online payday loans hereisthebestin online payday loans guercmorteo payday loans in jasper indiana analisis payday 2 xbox 360 payday software systems cash to you payday loans south hill va payday loans in baker la payday 2 skills points pobierz spolszczenie do payday 2 payday fnac owana payday loan updates for payday 2 xbox 360 gameplay of payday 2 payday bars on the chew payday advance diberville ms payday stores near me free payday 2 for xbox 360 payday 2 hotline miami correct barcode payday loans worth it payday 2 cook off ingredients payday 2 xray top 30 payday loans payday 2 oyun incelemesi payday education queensland payday 2 crack multiplayer flt payday 2 cheese sandwich payday loan aus payday advance in wv payday 2 technician skill tree build payday 2 skill points cheat payday 2 xbox tricks payday 2 attaching mods payday loans with monthly repayments payday 2 hoxton story how to get a payday loan in north carolina aero advance payday loan payday 2 gage packages locations jewelry store payday startet nicht steam best online payday loans reviews cuantas misiones tiene el payday 2 payday loans etobicoke ontario payday požadavky wallpaper de payday 2 payday 2 save editor 360 play payday 2 online cracked payday mobility online payday 2 glitch in safe payday 2 how to unlock first world bank payday loans harrogate payday loans belfast payday loans mount juliet tn payday advance syracuse ny payday board game toys r us canada télécharger payday the heist pc payday 2 release date eu payday loans havelock nc payday muy dificil payday loan store lansing il payday loan in san pablo ca payday 2 character bios payday loans on ssi payday 2 dlc time how to customize the safehouse in payday 2 arizona payday loan reform act payday 2 random loot real online payday loans for bad credit payday loans in odessa tx payday 2 multiplayer install payday advance hayward ca does taking out payday loans affect your credit payday loans tqeovertoz faxless free payday advance payday loans dry ridge ky payday uk existing customers login payday game android payday loans in middlefield ohio payday undercover secret payday 2 minecraft heist payday loans in phenix city alabama fort carson payday activities payday 2 ps3 gameplay ita payday the heist idws payday 2 steam updates payday loans marksville la was ist besser payday 1 oder 2 fast payday loans monticello florida what are the easiest payday loans to get payday loans garfield hts ohio payday 2 wolf quotes payday 2 cook off 1200 bags phone number payday loans list of legitimate payday loans payday the heist vault codes payday 2 big oil how to get right engine uab payday nationwide payday loans address where can i get a payday loan without a bank account payday 2 grenade asset payday advance darwin payday loans tqeovertoz online mo payday loan locations payday loan quick and easy payday advance bedford tx payday loans colorado laws 3288 payday ln columbus ohio payday 2 enforcer best weapons payday 2 blackmailer mortgage with history of payday loans payday 2 ace pilot asset payday loans with savings accounts only payday 2 lvl up internet payday work from home kit once a month payday loan payday level 193 payday 2 braquage solo how to level up quickly in payday 2 is payday loans good cash 2 payday bluefield va payday 2 offshore account gamble payday 2 the ukrainian job payday loans tqeovertoz no credit check happens you default online payday loan fast cash payday loans no credit check quick online payday loans tqeovertoz payday 2 edizione speciale guaranteed payday loans poor credit payday loans in south lake tahoe ca texas car title and payday loans dallas tx payday 2 beta kurulum austin isd payday calendar castle net payday payday 2 skill hack ps3 payday wiki stability payday game directions dr payday paintsville ky wichita ks online payday loans why does payday 2 update so slowly payday 2 wall glitch payday 2 intel hd graphics fix payday loans dublin ireland payday crook or rogue online payday loans with no faxing payday 2 car shop storage does getting a payday loan affect your credit spring horizon payday payday loans in tyler texas massachusetts payday law payday 2 playstation 3 payday special units payday 2 solo jewelry store cash direct express payday loans iphone payday loan payday loan lender for unemployed can i get a payday loan without credit payday 2 pdf guide fast payday loans uk online دانلود ترینر fling payday 2 gulfport ms payday loans payday mic not working payday advance fairbanks online faxless payday loans in canada payday 2 improvements what do you need to make a mask in payday 2 payday 2 buzzing payday loans in niagara falls new york payday loans howdotofound bad credit payday 2 crash log payday dlc maps payday loans portage mi payday loans in kewanee il payday the heist challenges wikia payday loans in kelso wa ace payday loans san bernardino ca payday 2 realism mode payday loan no credit check on benefits payday loans howdotofound no teletrack how to play multiplayer payday 2 payday 2 free is payday 2 suitable for 13 year olds payday loans keene nh payday 2 masterforcer vs techforcer cash jar payday loan address payday loans in stockbridge jugar payday the heist lan payday 2 voice actors payday verbindung bricht ab payday advance boulder co can payday lenders have you arrested can payday loans get attachment of earnings payday loans on plank rd xbox controller payday the heist payday 2 latency payday 2 trainer letöltés florida law payday loans como traduzir o payday 2 how to farm cards payday 2 payday in singapore payday loan streamwood il can anyone recommend a payday loan company payday loans 15 minute payday heist co op crack payday 2 xbox occasion payday 2 acough payday loans is it worth it wonga payday loans interest gissacar payday loan evergreen payday loan nashville tn payday loans greenspoint how do i get the payday 2 beta payday loans hartlepool multijoueur payday 2 ps3 payday loans and cash loans for students sephora by opi is it payday yet dupe payday loans indio california ecm jammer payday 2 open doors payday guia de trofeos payday lenders with phone numbers payday the heist easy xp code triche payday 2 best payday loan companies in usa list of licensed payday lenders in illinois payday 2 coute combien payday loans tqeovertoz no teletrack payday 2 review ps3 payday loan with no check account payday loans not using teletrack clé payday 2 beta gateway group payday loan 24 hr payday loan las vegas reviews for consumer payday loans payday 2 ukrainian job exploit will payday 2 beta progress carry over jvc payday 2 payday 2 chomikuj pc da pra jogar de 2 no payday 2 payday 1 myegy payday 2 dallas suit unlicensed payday lenders florida schuh payday payday 2 sniper silencer payday loans uk direct lender no credit check go bank payday wiki ez payday loans lewiston id payday john baltimore maryland payday loans payday 2 the heist xbox marketplace bronco .44 revolver payday 2 payday loans baownbeuv online payday loans roswell georgia payday 2 game instructions payday loan oft report payday loans in houston tx online best cheap payday loans payday mouse lag payday 2 really hard payday 2 game ratings inspire payday 2 payday 2 still not released payday alcoholic shots payday loans consequences get a payday loan by western union payday 2 steam money hack payday loans in kingsport tn payday 2 escape how to stop paying interest on payday loans text payday loans online cuando sale payday 2 pc pinterest payday bars payday 2 izle payday 2 satchel charges static online fast payday loan payday loans in spotsylvania va payday 2 was bringt offshore konto overnight cash advance payday loans payday 2 better than payday 1 payday 2 big oil correct engine payday loans in vernon bc payday 2 disappointing payday loan hillcrest payday leads for sale payday 2 big oil day one stealth compétences payday 2 best payday 2 knife payday the heist not loading first payday loan springfield il payday ps store prix payday loan contact payday loans mexia tx payday 2 pager antwort payday loan code radio mix payday 2 payday the heist how to get alien mask payday 2 zipline maps payday 2 recenzja pl payday loans 200 how much does a money mart payday loan cost 7 day payday loans uk payday loans 63010 payday loan port hope payday 2 abilities payday 2 when escape quick payday loans for pensioners payday loan for terrible credit internet payday scheme how to get money fast without a payday loan payday advance topeka kansas boise idaho payday loans payday loans act bc payday loan no employment check payday 2 1.5.0 lua payday loans coppinger payday 2 malus xp bad credit payday loans no faxing baixar tradução payday the heist pc payday loans guercmorteo bad credit payday lenders investopedia payday 2 item cheat payday 2 available on psn payday loans hemet framing frame item locations payday 2 payday loan interest rate payday reloaded lan lucky payday loan payday the heist review pc payday loans for new jersey residents payday loans guaranteed mike tyson paydays payday the heist conversione ita payday loan without income paydayz staffing topeka ks payday 2 saw durability payday 2 split screen payday loans that dont do a credit check payday loans in altus ok payday loan case studies payday payroll ess nevada payday loan regulations payday loans for those on disability simple payday is payday loan consolidation safe Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss

Brew Bits: Jilly from Philly


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-29-2015


There is a secret list of black folk you cannot talk slick about for fear of sounding like Don Lemon. This list is on some dead sea scroll somewhere and is passed around at various negro social settings. I don’t know its entire contents but I do know that Patti LaBelle, Super-sized Luther, President Obama, White Jesus and Jill Scott are on it. Now before ya’ll come after me for breaking bad, let me just say I love Jill but right now I wish she would just stick to writing dope songs and nix the social commentary on Bill Cosby. Jill appeared on The Breakfast Club to promote her new album and explain why she can no longer support Pilly Billy! She said the comedian was like a hometown father, so she didn’t want to initially jump on the bandwagon with his accusers and tear down his legacy. Now she feels differently. She brought up previous accusations against Michael Jackson, Allen “Practice” Iverson and Kevin Clash (the dude who had his hand up Elmo’s ass for decades). She then added that ALL men have “proclivities” and THIS my friends is where she lost me.

Peep it at 10:17:


plural noun: proclivities
  1. a tendency to choose or do something regularly; an inclination or predisposition toward a particular thing.

I’m no wordsmith, but I’m not sure “proclivities” equates to drugging and raping women. Proclivities to me is liking freckles or cute feet. Sigh… relax Jill and just take a long walk! <—- see what I did there? What say you, Brewchies?




The Illest sh*t they never wrote…?


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-28-2015

1398901231_amen_meek_mill_drake_18<–fitting pose

Sigh….my auntie status is being tested today with these urban Backyardians shouting “ghostwriter” from the rooftops of their rented penthouses. Last week Meek Mill claimed Drake has a ghostwriter and even though I love my non-threatening half negro from the North, I was not clutching my pearls at that revelation. Drake responded, so did the alleged ghostwriter and the rest is negroidian history… for now. Fast forward a week and now David Banner wants his coins from Lil Wayne! I mean, I guess? I grew up with Hip Hop. I’m even a bit snobby about it. I know that having a ghostwriter is the ultimate rappin’ faux pas, the worst thing you could accuse your rhyme foe of doing, but really? These dudes do not possess the prolific word skills of ANYONE’s “Top Five”. Meek and Drake are not capable for ether-ing each other and while it’s a bougie black person’s right of passage to pump Drake at all times, Lil Wayne’s raps kill braincells and gets you pregnant AT.THE.SAME.DAMN.TIME. So what are we really taumbout here?


Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Comments Off on Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 07-20-2015

Generation_OneWe’re all looking to keep some extra coins in our pockets, right? We all need money for something. Whether it’s a necessity or a splurge, sometimes saving up for what you want can be tough, especially if you don’t come from a culture of savers. I had the chance to recently check out a new film that aims to reverse that trend. Generation One: The Search for Black Wealth is the latest documentary by Lamar and Ronnie Tyler, creators of the Black and Married with Kids website. The film tackles a subject many of us often find taboo to talk about in public: MONEY! Specifically, Generation One outlines practical steps that Black people need to take to ditch a consumer’s mindset and build a wealth legacy for future generations. That wealth legacy exists in other cultures and the lack of it is what forces many of us to have to start a Go Fund Me for funeral expenses or to go into deep debt to attend college.

This film breaks it all the way down, with notable quotables from the likes for Dr. Julianne Malveaux, Dr. Boyce Watkins, and radio host David Anderson who really steals the show with his in your face delivery. Take a look:

The Tylers have been on a mini-tour, screening the film in major cities this month. If you missed it, you can grab your copy here.

Want more Witches’ Brew?


Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Comments Off on Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted on 07-07-2015


I nominate him for Knighthood… we don’t do that here in the US do we? Well we should start!


As a currently slightly discouraged American… this world has been a little rough on us humans who believe in decency and kindness, lately.

This past weekend, though… I believe I have found the person that can bring together all the fighting factions: the Dolezal and her ancestors… the Mexicans and the Trump (nah eff Trump, drop him off in a hole somewhere.)

White Hayzeus in a thong hath brought us “Magic Mike XXL” and it is GOOD!  NO seriously, IT IS!  The makers of this here sequel listened to the randy masses. They got rid of that pesky plot crap full of seedy existential angst (“if the stripper p-pops alone, does his thong make a sound?”)  from the first movie and replaced it with  silliness, grinding (cause that’s what you’re paying for) and the dance!

So much dance and lifting and tossing about! Oh and bromance, because these are strippers with hearts of gotdamn gold!

They got rid of Matthew McConaughey who’s hot is still on layaway from his Oscar win. Jada Pinkett Smith joins the cast as his replacement, and dammit– I kinda love her. (Fish Mooney has been killing her acting lately!)

OK fine, you don’t trust me at my word and need some more info?  Basically Channing Tatum aka Mike the Whittler of Ugly Furniture, who hails from the Magic Village of Spray Tan… rolls with his boisterous crew to a “stripper convention”. Hijinx ensue. Yep, that is the plot.  Look, they know their audience.

They know I am a tired working woman, and don’t necessarily want to think deep ass thoughts all the time. I wanna see some asses wiggling…dip it low and pick it up slow, fellas! Nah, seriously there’s a whole thing about owning your sexuality and there is total body positivity and all that jazz, there is ZERO making fun of women in this movie…yadda yadda yadda…        Hey, Joe Manganiello.


Stephen “Twitch” Boss

I mean they didn’t even bother to give the Stripper Convention a catchy name. They know what you’re here for, you know what you’re here for. Let’s not pretend.  But wait there’s more, along the way they meet up with some Chocolaty DELICOUS grindy fellas for a grinderful time. Seriously, it’s a Brother Abpolooza.  Just 30 minutes of Magic Mike are what Chocolate City tried to be.


Might I interest you in a 7 piece suit, sir?

I mean I guess…

The irony is, I LOATHE male strippers in real life. But if the slimy guy from my cousin’s bachelorette party looked like ANY of the fellas in this fine film, I’d stay stocked in dolla bills… ok maybe not Donald Glover. Seriously, I love Childish Gambino as much as anyone who’s your Auntie’s age, but still likes to know what the kids are listening too. But I’mma need that nerd to put his chest up.

So treat your Big auntie and yaself. It’s a good time! FOR REAL!



Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Comments Off on Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 06-30-2015


Britney Spears is not here for Iggy Azalea’s shenanigans. Miss “Toxic” tossed a glittery bag full of shade at the Aussie rapper after Iggy not-so-subtly accused the singer (insert finger quotes) of not doing enough to promote their duet, “Pretty Girls.”

In a Twitter back and forth with her fans (do I need more finger quotes here?), the rapper (insert another set of finger quotes) said there wasn’t enough of a push for the song.


Taste The Brew for more