Even though I’m a writer by trade I will admit I’m not the best speller in the world. So when I peeped the invitation for the opening of Tiny’s Nail Bar something didn’t smell right and it wasn’t Tiny’s PACHAMA bottoms either! A quick internet search found the culprit, “Hors D’Oeuvre”? EPIC FAIL! It’s “Hors d’oeuvre”. A small point I know, but if you’re going for the fancy French steze I’mma need you to do a simple internet search first. Tiny you seem like a sweet girl so you get a pass but tell your publicity team to kill the cap lock, stat! And we won’t even address the mix match font issues here. That’s for another post. Congrats on the new venture.

Even though I’m a writer by trade I will admit I’m not the best speller in the world. So when I peeped the invitation for the opening of Tiny’s Nail Bar something didn’t smell right and it wasn’t Tiny’s PACHAMA bottoms either! A quick internet search found the culprit, “Hors D’Oeuvre”? EPIC FAIL! It’s “Hors d’oeuvre”. A small point I know, but if you’re going for the fancy French steze I’mma need you to do a simple internet search first. Tiny you seem like a sweet girl so you get a pass but tell your publicity team to kill the cap lock, stat! And we won’t even address the mix match font issues here. That’s for another post. Congrats on the new venture.

So @lilduval tweeted this pic and says this was given to Tiny (TI’s boo and baby momma) with a warning that the fellas shouldn’t let their girl see this pic, lol. Is this a “sorry Imma be in lock down for a minute” ring? an engagement ring? the weapon of mass destruction George Dubya and urrbody else has been looking for? What is this blindingly shiny piece of bling exactly?

I don’t know if I’m more jealous or confused. But I do know I’m doing something wrong. The last time I got jewelry from a boy it was his name chain in high school and that was promptly taken from me by his burly girlfriend, there was no fight, she said “yeah give me Marquis’ chain” I said nothing….. I took it off and handed it to her. I was a lover, not a fighter but if it were this ring well then I mighta taken my chances. Besides, once a colored girl puts vaseline on that means she automatically knows how to fight right?

But fa real, are all men in prison giving out these rings? Anyone got a link? Imma need to be on that distro list…. STAT!!!