There’s a new show coming on TLC that takes a look at the reasons why some adults are waiting to have sex. It’s called Virgin Diaries. Sounds like an interesting starting point for a show on The Learning Channel, right? I mean, how many 30 year old virgins do you know these days? It could teach you something. But then, they dropped this weird promo for the show. It shows a couple who aren’t just virgins, they haven’t even kissed anyone. Ever. Like never been kissed. Never. They managed to save up all their kisses for the wedding day. Then this happened.
Hey, I got no problems with the virgins. I held onto mine longer than most, so big ups to you if you’re keeping it in your pants. But, c’mon. At least practice your smooch on the back of your hand from time to time (oh, don’t act like you never did that) so you won’t look like aliens trying to suck life from each other at the altar.
So, will you watch TLC’s Virgin Diaries this Sunday night?
Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Brew Tube, WTF? Files | Posted on 24-10-2011
I recently stumbled upon this clip from an episode of Animal Planet’s “My Extreme Animal Phobia” that gave me the willies! It centered around a 40-year-old Sons of Anarchy reject who has a phobia of pit bull puppies. I guess he had experienced some life-changing trauma as a tyke, so every time he sees one of those little terrors he freezes up and churns out Lil Wayne-approved tatted tears… making what I’m sure is the most disturbing sight on those mean streets of Whogivesafock, USA!
The highlight is when he gives the therapist the Heisman Hall of Hand “Hol-ups” when she tries to coax him to close the pooper puppy.
So this dude is not afraid of bad Mike Tyson face tats, but can’t stomach a 15lb house shytter? Guess I should have asked for seconds of compassionate during breakfast this morning. Just kidding, I do feel for the guy and at least he’s trying. What say you Brewchies?
TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras has jumped the shark. For real. The show has received its share of complaints for some time now for the ways the little girls are sexed-up, fake teethed-up, fake haired-up and bronzed-up for kiddie beauty pageants. But, on this week’s episode, one pageant contestant’s mother dressed her as Vivan Ward. That’s Julia Roberts’ HOOKER character in Pretty Woman. She dressed the kid as a HOOKER, people. A hooker! See for yourselves…
The Parents Television Council is beyond pissed at the episode, claiming, “We have a serious problem when a network formerly known as The Learning Channel features a toddler, who probably hasn’t even learned to read, dressed as a prostitute showing off her sexy strut.”
Any time a commercial has a sista girl rolling her neck or spittin’ slave talk to sell chicken or fried shrimp, the army of black women mounts up and rings the alarm. Here’s another commercial adding fuel to the “oh no they didn’t” fire. Summer’s Eve is running a new “Hail To The V” ad campaign that praises the sunshiny goodness of a clean, perfumed and Handi Wiped vagina before you “hit ‘da club” (because your good, soapy scrubbin’ with water isn’t enough…yes, your non-Summer’s Eved vag is inferior). In the ad called “Lady Wowza,” the “talking vagina” is clearly black and critics say the manner in which the vagicat is “speaking” mixes stereotypes in a sexist and tasteless way.
You be the judge. Is this a tacky commercial or not?
The ads have set off a firestorm across feminist and other women-focused blogs. Oh, but the vaginas aren’t only black. These vaginas are equal opportunity. Taste The Brew to see the rest of the ads
As if little girls don’t have enough pressure to grow up too soon with push-up bikini tops, kiddie thongs and pre-teen makeup on the market, there’s a new doll coming to U.S. stores called the “Breast Milk Baby.” The doll comes with a magnetic halter top that “connects” with the baby’s mouth and teaches the little girl how to breast feed. “Breast Milk Baby” is all the rage in Spain where it sells (online) for 90 bucks. Supporters say the doll will help girls learn about nurturing and motherhood and may lessen the stigma some people have about nursing. But, critics say it sexualizes the girls and may increase teen pregnancies. You decide… Taste The Brew for the video
Like many kids, 9 year old Ty’Ge Davis has a cell phone as his “security blanket,” so his family will know he’s okay before and after school. Well, his security blanket was just violated by a sexytime text message that would make Chris Hansen salivate. A man sent a photo text message of a couple getting real oral on a couch. When Ty’Ge texted the number back to let the person know he’s only 9 FRIGGIN YEARS OLD the perv gave him one helluva response.
Let’s go to the video…
So, there were no other photo options for displaying the couch, huh? Perhaps this guy was trying to show the versatility of the sofa and all that you can do on it, besides sit?
Maine Governor Paul LePage is not feeling any good Martin Luther da Kang vibes. The Republican said the NAACP could “kiss my butt” when he was asked why he was not attending any events for Martin Luther King Day.
This isn’t the first time the Tea Party-backed LePage has pissed off the black people… During his campaign for governor, LePage was seen in a video telling an audience at a Republican event that he would tell President Barack Obama to “go to hell.”
LePage has said he considers the country’s oldest civil rights organization a “special interest” group. “They are a special interest,” he said. “End of story. And I’m not going to be held hostage by special interests. And if they want, they can look at my family picture. My son happens to be black, so they can do whatever they’d like about it.” <— There he goes pulling the “but my best friends are black” card. Typical.
Are there enough black people in Maine to handle this or do we need to mount up a posse and take a bus up there to protest? Is boycotting lobster an option?
Think YOU’RE having a bad day? Just ask this guy about his. Oh wait, you can’t…
In a real life case of I know who killed me, Filipino district councilor Reynaldo Dagsa caught his killer on camera just seconds before he was shot and killed (only, he probably had no clue what was coming). The picture shows his family posing for your standard fare family pic on New Year’s Day, then… BAM!
Dagsa snapped the photo with his killer aiming the gun right at him. Dagsa died on the way to the hospital. Police arrested the shooter yesterday. They believe the suspect had a grudge against Dagsa, who supported greater law enforcement in the area. A grudge? Ya think?
Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in WTF? Files | Posted on 15-12-2010
WHAT THEEEE…F?
I know times are wonky and all that but damn… you just don’t go around shooting up isht because someone lost a job, do ya? That’s what Florida police say motivated 56 year old Clay Duke to storm into a Panama City school board meeting, spray paint an encircled “V” on the wall and then open fire. Here’s ABC’s take on the story (BTW, peep the first few seconds when the brotha gets the hell outta there when he sees that gun)… Taste The Brew for more
Somehow, I don’t think this is what Moses had in mind. But, two artists that go by the name Swyndle & Hawks etched the Notorious B.I.G.’s infamous “Ten Crack Commandments” in two marble tablets a la the real commandments you’re supposed to be following.
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