Somehow, I don’t think this is what Moses had in mind. But, two artists that go by the name Swyndle & Hawks etched the Notorious B.I.G.’s infamous “Ten Crack Commandments” in two marble tablets a la the real commandments you’re supposed to be following.
WTF!!!!!!!!
OKAY I QUIT! SHE IS GRINDING HER VAGINA CAT ON THE MUTHAFECKIN DOOR!!!! A door that others have to use, A DOOR!!! How are you ever this horny??? I mean I get horny, I’ve even side eyed a cucumber or two or three before, but a forking door????
I am convinced that South Carolina (no matter how much I love me some Hilton Head) is the Klan’s playground run by the inbred and mentally squishy. Hi, Mark Sanford!
Since moving out of Uber Metropolis- I get to see all kinds of “interesting” ish, that I am fairly certain only goes on below the Mason- Dixon line. Plantation tours? Kiss my grits. As far as I’m concerned any black person who goes on a ‘FUN AND FESTIVE’ tour, of where our people were debased on a daily basis, needs to be forced into the race draft, STAT. I personally believe that Black people who go to Plantation tours to enjoy the beauty and southern charm, are given an ”Alternate Experience”, anyway. One where they get locked up in the Stockade on some ‘GOTCHA SUCKER!!’ plan to revitalize slavery. It would serve you right.
Don’t even get me started on Civil War reenactments. What about this war is deserving of a ‘REDO’?! I mean, I have never heard of a Vietnam reenactment. So, does the Civil War reenactment have a different outcome? Like one where my black ass can’t even READ “reenactment”. Do ‘our people’ do this?? In fact, I will pay the first African American person who tells me they regularly participate in Civil War reinactments, something. (And can prove it and explain it to me in a way that doesnt make me want to stab them!) I don’t know what, but I’ll PAY IT! Now, I have actually a seen Civil War reenactment (by accident, driving by a local state park). But I’ve never seen them go all out to STAFF IT, with SLAVES! Bad enough I’m side eyeing whoever is repping the South… But this right here… JIGGA WHAT, JIGGA WHO?!
A photo of a South Carolina Senate leader in a Confederate uniform posing with blacks in costumes reminiscent of slavery is helping prove my S.C. theory. The um.. brown people above say they are simply repping Gullah culture. Some historians vehemently disagree. Me? I quit this bish…
“…Senate President Pro Tempore Glenn McConnell and one of those he posed with say the photo simply shows parts of the state’s culture.
During a meeting of the South Carolina Federation of Republican Woman in Charleston last week, McConnell posed with two members of a black Gullah-Geechee cultural group in period costumes. One wore suspenders and a floppy wide-brim hat and carried a washboard. The other wore a plain green dress, an apron and a head scarf.
Gullah in the Carolinas and Geechee in Georgia and Florida are part of the sea island culture of slave descendants along the Southeast coast.
McConnell, a white Civil War re-enactor and enthusiast told newspaper reporters in Columbia and Charleston the photo shows how far race relations have come in the state.”
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“Real Housewife” of DC and White House party crasher, Michaele Salahi is reportedly posing for Playboy! Word is it won’t just be a topless shoot either. We’re talking “full-frontal, birthday suit naked.” The photo shoot will take place later this month, and naturally, the publicity monger is said to be “very excited” about it. Salahi is the second “Real Housewife” to pose for the mag. You’ll recall NY housewife Kelly Bensimon also posed semi-nude for the mag and made a big deal about it on the show (I won’t bore you with a link).
I just have one question though: Don’t you kinda need a shapely figure to pose for Playboy? Meh, I guess Bensimon wasn’t exactly a Kardashian either…
Good luck with that.
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A California woman gets the Kegel of the Year Award! I’m creating it and giving it to her! You see, cops arrested the 51 year old woman on drunk driving charges but she managed to slip out of her handcuffs. And guess where they found them? Up in her va-gi-nahnahnahnah!
Eww! Purell on line 1.
Spotted
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Meet 36 year old Colondra Hamilton. This stunning beauty (who does your hair, girl?) was arrested by Cincinnati police for simultaneously masturbating with a vibrator, watching porn and driving last week.
Police pulled over Hamilton’s Pontiac when they noticed her windows were overly tinted (what is it with you people and dark tints? You ain’t Barack). Officers then noticed Hamilton’s pants were askew and a vibrator (was it The Rabbit?) was on her lap. That’s when she admitted to getting her rocks off while driving… a friend in the passenger seat was playing the porn on her laptop. And who says there’s a digital divide?
Hamilton was booked on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness” and charged with possession of drug paraphernalia when cops found a broken piece of a crack pipe in her purse. I’d give this woman the Multitasker of the Year award if she was driving, watching Mr. Marcus, jerkin’ off and getting her Pookie high on at the same time. Now that would have been a feat of crackhead proportions.
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The president of a Pennsylvania-based carnival company is sorta apologizing for a target shooting game that appeared to allow players to take shots at President Obama.
Irvin Good Jr., president of Goodtime Amusements, said “I guess we made an error in judgment and we apologize for that. I voted for the man. It wasn’t meant to be him. If they took it that way, we apologize.”
The game depicted a black man wearing a suit, holding a “Health Bill” document and wearing a belt buckle that looks a lot like the presidential seal. Gamers could fire darts at targets on the figure’s head and heart to win prizes for sniping the president (oh, excuse me, “a man who’s dressed an awful lot like the president but not really the president” *eyeroll*).
The game was in use at the carnival for 6 weeks before the company pulled it. The carnival company only received two complaints about the game before it was snatched down!
Hop over to the Morning Call for more on this story.
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A weekend NASCAR race was rain delayed and in an attempt to fill time during an interview, an ESPN announcer asked NASCAR crew member Kenyatta Houston to “tap for us”… and HE DID!
Houston is a pit crew member for Kevin Harvick and a graduate of the NASCAR Drive for Diversity program. I’m sure the ESPN announcer thought this was a harmless play on what many inside the broadcast industry actually do refer to as a tap dance to fill time… but you never actually ask a person to dance a jig! And for the love of God, my brother, don’t tap dance on command! This ain’t 1864.
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Recently PETA bloodied up some innocent mannequins to look at like dead bodies then lined them on the streets of New York to protest meat murders. I never really got into the whole animal debate thing. I’m not a fur chick and I gave up meat a while ago but I really don’t take sides. I do understand and respect someone’s passion for their cause but to me this is really DOING. THE. MOST.
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Usually, when I fly, I’m more concerned about making sure the TSA doesn’t mistake my expensive-arse ashbegone lotion for some kind of bomb-mixing radioactive agent. I’m not too worried about whether the scanner dude is getting a show of my naughty bits. Actually, we both might like the idea of a peek-a-boo session, who am I to judge?
But, a Las Vegas inventor thinks you should be able to hide your private parts when you pass through an airport body scanner. Flying Pasties will allegedly keep your nether regions safe and undetected by airport scanners. They come with cute sayings too, like “only my husband sees me naked.” The problem is, no one is sure the things really work. And if they don’t, you might wind up patted down (or, felt up) by security. If a body scan shows anything hidden under your clothes, you may win yourself a backroom session with a rubber glove.
But hey, maybe you’re into that sort of thing…
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South Carolinians, you’ve got a heavy decision to make (*insert sarcasm here*)…
U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene delivered his first speech (ever?) over the weekend and it went a little something like this.
Greene’s speech was hosted by the Manning, SC chapter of the NAACP. He reportedly told CNN’s Jessica Yellin that the entire speech was written on double-lined notebook paper. Was a typewriter not available?
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