Viagra Edu (Sildenafil/Erectile Dysfunction), viagra 50mg tablets use education http://witchesbrewonline.com LOVE : LIFE : FOOLERY : FACTS Thu, 17 Apr 2014 15:21:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.3 Brewchies Not At The Movies: The Other Woman http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brewchies-not-at-the-movies-the-other-woman/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brewchies-not-at-the-movies-the-other-woman/#comments Thu, 17 Apr 2014 15:21:10 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36178 other-woman

Side chicks are definitely The New Black and Hollywood is celebrating the decade of the mistress with “The Other Woman” (<—- what an original title). It stars Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and Sports Illustrated model and Tig Ole Bitty holder Kate Upton. It’s not a stretch by watching the trailer to figure out that the wife (Mann) and the two sidies team up to take down the cheater. Think chick-flick on steroids…. and molly! Almost forgot – Nicki Minaj and her Queens lilt both pop up as a random secretary or something that doesn’t make any damn sense. Sooooooo I guess she’s the equivalent of Jennifer Hudson’s character from SATC?? A thumbs up for diversity from the Big Studio Wigs? Uh, thanks? Maybe I’m a hypocrite because I damn sure watch Scandal and the last time I checked she is a side chick but that’s different… or nah?

Here’s the trailer:

Come on Cam, you can do way better but I know that light bill is due, boo!

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Brew Review: Bust Up Your Dead Skin with Bodycology + GIVEAWAY http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-review-bust-up-your-dead-skin-with-bodycology-giveaway/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-review-bust-up-your-dead-skin-with-bodycology-giveaway/#comments Thu, 17 Apr 2014 14:50:31 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36167
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Spring is here and it’s time to polish up your cute and show off some skin. If you haven’t shown your legs in months and your feet need this kind of scrubbing…


…then, it’s time to grab some Bodycology sugar scrub. The good folks over there sent me a jar and let me tell you, this stuff is great. Read my full review over at Beautiful Brown Girls and while you’re at it, ENTER the giveaway below to try it for yourself!

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Porsha Williams Has The Most Beautiful Mugshot Ever http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/porsha-williams-has-the-most-beautiful-mugshot-ever/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/porsha-williams-has-the-most-beautiful-mugshot-ever/#comments Thu, 17 Apr 2014 02:27:54 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36160
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Porsha Williams is serving lips and tousled hair in her mugshot, hunty!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star turned herself in after an arrest warrant was issued following that fight she got into with co-star Kenya Moore. You knew that was coming, right? The former Miss Litigious USA got mollywhopped during the recent reunion taping, which just so happens to air this Sunday. If I ever get hauled down to the pokey, I will surely have a makeup artist on standby. Porsha is charged with misdemeanor simple battery. Porsha’s people say she’s fully cooperating with the investigation. Meanwhile, on Ask Andy, Bravo puppetmaster Andy Cohen called the fight “gross” and “totally inappropriate” while he drove to the bank to go look at his money.

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Brew Tube: The Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Extended Preview http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-tube-the-love-hip-hop-atlanta-extended-preview/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-tube-the-love-hip-hop-atlanta-extended-preview/#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2014 16:03:26 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36149
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Mona Scott-Young continues to blur the line between reality and “my God, nobody acts this way, do they?” with her new season of VH1′s Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. In the upcoming season, Hossseline and Steebie are official, Scrappy has moved on to one of those Basketball Wives chicks, Kirk wants a DNA test and Benzino is getting shot at funerals. Oh, and just because it’s Monday… Mimi is making sex tapes with her knockoff Stevie J boo…nevermind that she has a kid whose face is plastered over the show and social media. Never mind that, right? Season three promises to be beyond anything the folks at The Young & The Restless could ever imagine. Get into this preview…

K. Michelle was a genius to jump ship. Season three starts Monday, May 5th at 8 pm (ET) on VH1. Not even gonna ask… you’re watching.

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Ride Along DVD Giveaway + Meet the Witches http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/ride-along-dvd-giveaway-meet-the-witches/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/ride-along-dvd-giveaway-meet-the-witches/#comments Sun, 13 Apr 2014 23:00:23 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36137
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If you’re in the DC area this Tuesday, join us for an after work game night at Penn Social. We’ve partnered with Universal Studios to bring you a fun night of drinks, games and free stuff! Details below…
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WHAT: RIDE ALONG Game Night
WHEN: Tuesday, April 15, 2014 @ 7:00 pm
WHERE: Penn Social – 801 E Street NW, Washington DC 20004
WHO: This is a 21+ event, ID will be required
WHY: Win RIDE ALONG prizes, play games and enjoy the night!

Come and spend your tax day with us. Hope to see you there!

And, don’t worry if you’re not in the DMV area. We have free swag for you, too. Enter below for a chance to win a copy of Ride Along on DVD. The contest ends at midnight on April 17th. Universal will ship your prize. Good luck!

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Brew Bits: Kimye’s Vogue Issue Selling Like Hotcakes http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-bit-kimyes-vogue-issue-selling-like-hotcakes/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-bit-kimyes-vogue-issue-selling-like-hotcakes/#comments Thu, 10 Apr 2014 14:58:13 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36123
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Ha ha, suckers! Anna Wintour’s plan to line the pockets of Condé Nast while giving a solid middle finger to the fashion world seems to be working. Despite threats by committed Vogue readers and the fashion elite to cancel memberships, it looks like the Kim Kardashian – Kanye West April 2014 cover is selling like sex tape downloads hotcakes. “Sources” predict the issue is on track to sell 300,000-400,000 copies. That would put it among the top-selling issues that featured Beyonce and First Lady Michelle Obama, respectively. Bey’s 2013 cover sold 355,000 copies. FLOTUS’ issue in April 2013 sold just under 300,000. Vogue won’t say how many issues were sold. But, I’m sure Pimp Momager Jenner is keeping count in her basement and lining Nori’s crib with them.

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Will You Watch? http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/will-you-watch/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/will-you-watch/#comments Wed, 09 Apr 2014 17:25:41 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36112
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There’s a slew of new shows coming to a TV near you. Will you set your DVRs for any of these?

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Courtesy: InTouch Weekly

Bravo has 16 shows returning to its lineup and 15 new ones coming soon. New Jersey housewife Caroline Manzo nabbed a spinoff with her family called Manzo’d with Children (how clever *yawn*). Kandi Burruss also landed a spinoff for her recent wedding. It’s tentatively titled The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kandi’s Wedding. Kandi and new hubby, Todd Tucker, will also executive produce the show which will feature how they planned their Coming to America-themed wedding (you know, since they met in Zamun… South Africa). The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Shahs of Sunset (my personal fave), Don’t Be Tardy… (how is this still on?), Fashion Queens, Thicker Than Water and Blood, Sweat and Heels were ALL renewed for another season. Read more about the new shows coming to Bravo.

Oxygen is also out with its new lineup which includes Fix My Choir, featuring child o’ destiny, Michelle Williams, and Preachers of L.A. star, Deitrick Haddon, doing just that: fixing struggling choirs. Lady about town, Adrienne Bailon, will host a nail artist competition show called Nail’d It!. Homegirl keeps a check, don’t she?

TIT.I. is executive producing Sisterhood of Hip Hop which will follow up-and-coming lady rappers Siya, Nyemiah Supreme, Diamond, Brianna Perry and Bia as they try to become star-ahs! Remind me to Google those names though…

Preachers of L.A. returns for another season on Oxygen. The network is also trying to spinoff the show with preachers in New York, Atlanta, Dallas and Detroit which we told you about back in January. Check here for the rest of the new Oxygen shows.

So, will you watch any of these?

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Ask A Dude: Lemme Run My Fangers Through Your Fro’, Ghul! http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/ask-a-dude-3/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/ask-a-dude-3/#comments Wed, 09 Apr 2014 01:03:01 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36080 dude

They’re Baaaaackkkk…. It’s been a long time! But the Dudes are Back and as opinionated as ever.

If you’re unfamiliar, check them out in all their archived gloray gloray (Putyahhandstaghetha! -Kirk Franklin). Let’s get right into it shall we?

By now, you may have seen the Mr. Hightower  Steve Harvey show segment featuring a lovely (no pun) woman, who’s husband cannot get into her  African Pride.  It sparked a bit of conversation on our Facebook Page, but mostly from the ladies. Out of morbid curiosity we wondered what a chosen few of opinionated and intelligent Men Folk thought.

Thus our Question of the Week:

Has the naturalista movement changed your perspective on what makes a woman beautiful?

 

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SuPreme always wanted to run his fangers through Florida’s natural.

SuPreme: I assume that applies to women going natural now? It hasn’t changed anything for me personally, because I ALWAYS liked natural women.That’s the family I grew up in – women with real hair, real eyes, minimal makeup if at all – so that’s what I’m attracted to. I actually have found it sad when some people can’t believe I wouldn’t date a woman with a head full of weave or who regularly wears a ton of makeup – says something more about them that my attitude is a surprise. Says even more when they found out I never had a problem finding women like that – like those women were magical unicorns only seen on the third blue moon of a generation.

What makes a woman beautiful is HER. Not her cover-ups, not man-made chemicals and enhancements – HER. Especially her mind. And I have always had this rule that I still live by – if you look like a completely different woman when you wake up in the morning than when you went to sleep? You are NOT the woman for me.

 

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Phlip, He catches bullets in his teeth. #truestory

 

Phlip: No, it hasn’t CHANGED my view on it.  What it has done is create more women who are willing to attempt to be comfortable in their own skin.  Someone who is cool with being themselves will be be sexier 1500% of the time.  Granted, there are some heinous miscues that come with natural being “in,” but you take the good with the bad.

 

 

 

His name is Stone, but he likes to be called Lando Calrisian during sessytimes. #wordonthestreet

His name is Stone, but he likes to be called Lando Calrisian  whilst “making love” #hiswordsnotmine

 

Stoney Sez:  Oh the natural movement has me HATING the weave movement.

Why not just be yourself?

Why are you being someone else?

 

 

 

 

 

Casher wants to know why "you can't callllll no boday?"

Casher wants to know why “you can’t callllll no boday?”

 

The Casher: Not at all. Makes it easier to get your ass out of door quicker!

No more three hour metamorphosis, burnt hair smellin’, greasy make-up dawning, track glue pillow stickin’, game delaying bullshit.

Rock your natural beauty, Boo!

 

 

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Grossy, has all the animal magnetism of a young James Earl Jones’s sweaty taco meat.

Gross Dude (Grosser and Deffer than Ever): I’ve always been partial to that natural/neo-soulish/bohemian style woman, but at the end of the day, it still has to look good “on you”.  Those styles and looks don’t necessary work for everybody..and lets face it, if you are a hotmess made up, and you are a hotmess as a naturalista…your still a hotmess.  Just being a naturalista doesn’t make you beautiful.

I’m just saying… the hot naturalista chicks…are hot chicks no matter what style they do.  Those are the ones that end up in magazine pics.

Most are NOT those chicks.

 

In summation: Fro up! Be free to be your naturally beautiful you, boo!   But if you’re homely…really it doesn’t matter to them, either way.

I know, Mother Oprah…I know…

 

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Brew Salute: Dutchess’ Bottom Lip http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-salute-dutchess-bottom-lip/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-salute-dutchess-bottom-lip/#comments Tue, 08 Apr 2014 14:09:16 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36074 mgid-uma-video-vh1

I have no idea why I love Black Ink Crew. I’m not even a tat person but the reality show is not so much about ink anymore unless the occasional D-lister shows up to get some ratchetness engraved on their crusty skin like the time Mama Jones wanted a tattoo near her poom poom, but that’s another story. I mean let’s face it, the shop looks like it smells like arse, backwoods and breath. But in the midst of the blunt ashes rises a Phoenix… and her name is Dutchess Lattimore. This Southern Belle stuffed in a strippers body is quick to remind you SHE IS A COLLEGE GRADUATE but that’s not why I’m spending my coffee break writing about her. Dutch is in possession of one of THE heaviest bottom lip known to man. I mean it definitely puts me in a trance. So today Dutchess, we salute you and that heavy lippie.

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Exhibit B:

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Brew Bits: Kelly’s Big Chop http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-bits-kellys-big-chop/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-bits-kellys-big-chop/#comments Fri, 04 Apr 2014 18:45:04 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36062 kelly-rowland-short1--d

I was reading an excerpt from Kelly Rowland’s interview with People magazine where she claims her recent ‘big chop’ was unplanned and occurred after a mishap with an at home dye kit.

Peep it:

“I wanted to experiment and color my own hair. That was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. I thought it was semi-permanent color. It was permanent color… My hair had grown down to like right where my shoulder hits, it was nice and healthy and thick. I went and reached for the back of my hair and it was all in my hand! So I went to my stylist the next day and said, ‘So, my hair’s broken off, I need you to fix it.’ He was like, ‘How did this happen?’ and then cut all my hair off and it just turned out really cute. I actually used Beyoncé’s hairstylist, Neal [Farinah]. Neal cut my hair and I love it.”

One big sideye at the ‘hair down her back’ comment and add another on top to the ‘I thought it was semi-permanent’ line. So what you’re saying is #PoorMichelle wasn’t keeping all your products organized? I kid, I kid! Kelly is harmless enough, but I need for these stars to just say what it is… or don’t comment at all. How about “these weaves have done me Matthew Knowles contract dirty”? Or, “this brittle bird’s nest on my head is NOT a survivor”? “I cannot cater to you my ends”? Or, “my hairline was screaming, ‘No, No, No, No, No’”?

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Brew Beauty Bit: Brazilian Blowout™ Açai Deep Conditioning Masque http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-beauty-bit-brazilian-blowout-acai-deep-conditioning-masque/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/04/brew-beauty-bit-brazilian-blowout-acai-deep-conditioning-masque/#comments Fri, 04 Apr 2014 14:08:41 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36058 Acai_masqueIf you’re a natural girl, Spring is the perfect time to rock your curly locks in a sleek, straight blow out before the Summer humidity and sweat kick in. The slightest drip of moisture and my straight hair is on cotton ball status. One thing that’s working well for me at keeping the frizzies away is the Brazilian Blowout™ Açai Deep Conditioning Masque. It’s made just for medium, thick, coarse or damaged hair types. Jump over to my beauty column on Beautiful Brown Girls for my review and before and after shots!

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What’s Brewing? http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/whats-brewing-26/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/whats-brewing-26/#comments Tue, 01 Apr 2014 00:08:33 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36051
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Kenya Moore may need one of Porsha Williams’ weaves after their “fight,” plus Benzino talks getting shot. Those stories and more in today’s What’s Brewing report for iDV8 Radio.

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Evelyn Lozada Opens The Library on Wendy Williams http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/evelyn-lozada-opens-the-library-on-wendy-williams/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/evelyn-lozada-opens-the-library-on-wendy-williams/#comments Wed, 26 Mar 2014 19:57:17 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36044
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Wendy Williams offered up her suggestions of what Evelyn Lozada should do with herself, now that she’s landed another baller Carl Crawford and popped out a new son. In a not-so-veiled piece of shade, coupled with some advice, Miss Wendy said that Ev should toss out the numbers of her old Basketball Wives “friends,” move to LA and open up a new Dulce shoe store (now that her Miami one is closed) and be the queen of the castle, caring for her man. Well, in the process of giving that auntie-ish advice, Wendy also called Ev’s baby, Carl Leo Crawford (sidebar: don’t call him “Carl, Jr” though… that’s a burger joint!), a “cash register.”

I want to congratulate Evelyn Lozada. Evelyn gave birth to a cash register — I mean a baby boy — with her fiancé, the $142 million Carl Crawford.

Watch the full video (start at 5:50).

Evelyn took a break from changing diapers or having the nanny do that, to open the library on Miss Wendy via Twitter (natch!).

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Pharrell Williams: A Kinder Gentler Yeezy http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/pharrell-williams-a-kinder-gentler-yeezy/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/pharrell-williams-a-kinder-gentler-yeezy/#comments Wed, 26 Mar 2014 15:46:42 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36030 Pharrell-Williams-fragrance-092013Something dawned on me as I read this Pharrell interview in GQ.  In order be a success,  I mean a real game changing innovative  success. You kind of  have to be arrogant and confident, which on paper  can read like you’re kind of a dick.  This interview makes  Pharrell Williams seem kind of  douchey… like a gentle organic douche. No where near the shades of the  vagdestroying essence of Yeezy’s Breeze.  But definately somoene who knows his wheelhouse, and isn’t apologetic.  I kinda like it.  The highlight reel:

On why he knows fashion better than you do (he did the work and has the answers, Sway):

The Arby’s jokes or the park ranger jokes or whatever—are they funny to you?   They said the same things to me fifteen years ago about trucker hats. Remember: trucker hats at a moment in time when people were wearing throwback jerseys. I was aware of it.

So not that funny?   I mean, it just goes with the territory. Anything different, people are going to look at and go, “Ha ha ha ha, what is that??” Then, after a while, they do a little bit of research; they realize it’s Vivienne Westwood, an ode to her boyfriend at the time; they had a store together called World’s End. The guy who went on to sign the Sex Pistols, Malcolm McLaren.

On you sensitive black broads:

There were people who criticized you for not including more black women on the cover of G I R L. How did you feel about that? Do you want me to be honest with you?

Yeah.   It’s insecurity. If you love who you are—and I’m not saying that there’s not a plight out there for people who have different skin colors, because Mexicans go through just as much discrimination, if not more discrimination, than black people do in this country. Right? That’s why I wrote “Marilyn Monroe,” man: That which makes you different is what makes you special. You don’t gotta be waif, white, and thin to be beautiful. You can be anything that you want to be, and what I chose to do is put my friends on the cover. The girl that was closest next to me is black, but they didn’t know that, so they jumped the gun. And it wasn’t all black women. There were a lot of black women that were really angry at some of those girls, but some of those girls are the ones that instantly get mad when they don’t see somebody that’s dark. And it’s like: “Yo, you don’t need nobody to represent you. You represent you. You represent the best version of who you could be. You go out there and change the world.”

On designing to connect with the PERSON…

I opened the New York Times last weekend and there was a $16,500 bike in there that you designed. $16,500, because it was wrapped in leather, yeah.

Who is that for?   Someone who can afford it—not for the world. But I have affordable products. You have to connect with people.

But that bike isn’t connecting with people.   No. It’ll connect with one person.

Read the entire thing HERE, including his pic for the next Prez.  Spoiler Alert: She has a vagicat!

Listening to “Happy” 3483048308 times has put me in a disport.  So, I’ll leave this N.E.R.D. classic gem, right chere:

 

 

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Stuff on a Witch’s Mind: From The Desk of Elphie http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/stuff-on-a-witchs-mind-from-the-desk-of-elphie/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/stuff-on-a-witchs-mind-from-the-desk-of-elphie/#comments Wed, 26 Mar 2014 14:17:14 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36020 White people are winning this week!  With Mr. Mariah Carey showing his arse.  The righteous indignation is skrong, on these internets.  But let’s never forget the week’s real winner!

In possibly the most gag worthy “announcement” (via her website that has now apparently imploded) The Goop Sheself declares this “uncoupling”.

It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.

Love, Gwyneth & Chris

Now, I am a kind and benevolent Witch…but… RUN RUN CHRIS MARTIN AND NEVAHHH LOOK BACK! You take your lanky arse to the pub, get yourself a FEW pints…some fish and chips..or haggis or a plate of bilbo baggins…or bucket of spotted dick …whatever you Brits eat..and LIVE IT UP!  No more theraputic blod clots! No more glueten free organic free trade air! No more ‘Honey! Polish my Oscar!”  No more “Listen to me siiiinnnggg!”  No more “Look honey, I made steamed rocks for dinner!” YOU SIR ARE THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARF! Yes. Earf.

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No more of…whatever this is.

 

In the words of your Best Black Friends’, Black Baby…

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Brew Beauty Bit: Vegan Nail Polish http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/brew-beauty-bit-vegan-nail-polish/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/brew-beauty-bit-vegan-nail-polish/#comments Wed, 26 Mar 2014 13:30:00 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=35939 Mineral_FusionThe official Pantone color of the year is in my all time favorite color family: purple. Radiant Orchid is a gorgeous shade of the royal color that’s supposed to emanate joy, love and health (at least that’s what the press release said). Anywho, if you can’t bring in the color of the year into your Spring wardrobe, why not put it on your nails? Mineral Fusion’s Spring/Summer 2013 collection is 31 shades, ranging from blues to pinks and metallics. I tried the Rock Cress, Meteor Shower and Rockfall shades. It was my first time trying a mineral polish and I was quite impressed. The lacquers are 100% vegan and formaldehyde-free. At $7.99 per bottle, they’re right around what you’d expect of a mid-range polish line. The colors are rich and vibrant and they lasted a full work week, which is good for me because I can be rough on my nails. I opted to try a few coats of the Rock Cress on my thumb and three fingers, then I topped my ring finger with Meteor Shower (glitter) and painted my pinky the Rockfall color (a deep shade of blue). Check out the colors below.

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Left: Rock Cress; Center: Meteor Shower; Right: Rockfall

Grab your own Mineral Fusion at your local Whole Foods or Wegmans, or search for a store near you.

Are you digging shades of purple this Spring?

Check out more of my beauty posts at Beautiful Brown Girls.
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Jay Z Fires Back at Drake + What’s Brewing? http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/jay-z-fires-back-at-drake-whats-brewing/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/jay-z-fires-back-at-drake-whats-brewing/#comments Mon, 24 Mar 2014 04:01:21 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=36011
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Aretha Franklin is working with Hip Hop royalty, plus what did Hov have to say about Drake in his latest verse? Those stories and more in today’s What’s Brewing report for iDV8 Radio.

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Take a listen to the Jay Electronica and Jay Z track below.

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Kanye, Kim & North in the April 2014 Vogue Magazine http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/kanye-kim-north-in-the-april-2014-vogue-magazine/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/kanye-kim-north-in-the-april-2014-vogue-magazine/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2014 17:53:21 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=35989
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Well, Hell has surely frozen over. After famously shunning Kim Kardashian and even sanctioning that horrid couch dress at last year’s Met Gala…

…Anna Wintour caved and put a Kardashian on her beloved Vogue Magazine (y’all know Anna gets final approval of Gala fashions, right?). The Wests grabbed the cover (thanks to legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz) and an inside spread. Kim, naturally, is over the moon.

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Who had to die for this? Who got jumped-in the elooominotti for this?

Check out the behind the scenes video.

So, do you think the Kardashi-Wests deserved a cover?

UPDATE 3/21/14; 2:51 pm: Anna Wintour addressed the “controversy” in her Editor’s letter:

As for the cover, my opinion is that it is both charming and touching, and it was, I should add, entirely our idea to do it; you may have read that Kanye begged me to put his fiancée on Vogue’s cover.

He did nothing of the sort. The gossip might make better reading, but the simple fact of the matter is that it isn’t true.

Image via Annie Leibovitz/Vogue Magazine
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Brew Review: Colgate® Optic White™ Toothbrush + Built-In Whitening Pen http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/brew-review-colgate-optic-white-toothbrush-built-in-whitening-pen/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/brew-review-colgate-optic-white-toothbrush-built-in-whitening-pen/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2014 17:29:13 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=35904
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I’m rather serious about my teeth. I like ‘em straight, even and real Chiclet white. Achieving a Colgate smile is sorta my thing. So, getting some new tooth whitening products to try is always up my alley. I’m already a user of Colgate’s Optic White products, thanks to another swag bag I scored at an event last year. In February, I got a box from Influenster with two crucial products we all need: toothpaste and a toothbrush. Sounds simple, right? But this is not just ANY toothbrush. The Colgate® Optic White™ Toothbrush ($12.99) has a whitening pen that you can store inside. You brush your teeth as normal with the whitening toothpaste, then pop out the pen and paint the stuff (official term) on your teeth to give the whitening process a boost. There’s no rinsing, no waiting for it to activate or cleaning up any mess. Just paint and go. That’s all. You’ll notice it working by day three or four, at least. I’ve been using it for a week with no sensitivity issues. Could it be that my teeth will soon become as white and Chiclety as Kid Cudi’s or Cee Lo’s? I’m trying…


InfluensterI received these products complimentary from Influenster for testing purposes. Comments are my own.
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Stuck on #TBT? http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/stuck-on-tbt/ http://witchesbrewonline.com/2014/03/stuck-on-tbt/#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2014 17:53:46 +0000 http://witchesbrewonline.com/?p=35979 getty_rm_photo_of_sperm_fertilizing_egg
#TBT – Witch F

Is it just me or does it seem like many of “your cousins” on the Book of Faces wait for Throwback Thursdays like it’s the first of the month? I envision people running down into their mama’s basement to dig for all their old flicks, blowing off the dust on that picture of them rocking a Lumberjack/Leatherbomber/Shelltoes and rushing upstairs to scan all 1,643 flicks of them squatting in various b-boy stances. Then before they even check their work emails on Thursday morning, they’re eagerly hitting “upload” over and over again and waiting for the comments. Yes, I’m talking to you, Serial Throwbacker! Before you suck yo teeth, let me be clear, I’m NOT above occasionally going back in the days, I think it’s cute and I enjoy seeing people in different stages of their development, but increasingly it feels as though some people are permanently living in (insert yesteryear here). I’m sure your life has gotten better after you hopscotched/cheered/played/pledged/graduated/etc? Let’s celebrate the present just a bit more or you’re going to start sounding like…

Toodles!

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