Rules

  1.  WE THE WITCHES,  RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SAY WHAT WE DAMN WELL PLEASE, IN THE MANNER WE DAMN WELL PLEASE TO SAY IT.

  2. Do not steal our articles/content/witty commentary and not give us credit for it.  That is so not nice dudes, seriously!

  3. We frequently use the term “YOU PEOPLE” if you don’t fall into the category of ”YOU PEOPLE” then great.  If you are offended by this then ”YOU PEOPLE” need to get your shit together.

  4. Do not bother to request that we remove a photo from the fan page. Much like the unsung hero single mother:   WE PAY THE BILLS IN THIS BITCH!

  5. Do not feel like we should entertain you every Sunday night with our outrageously funny live blogging and then not spread the word on our greatness, or at least buy a Witches’ Brew keychain!

  6. We don’t care if you like us.  We’re happy if you do. We’re ecstatic to find like minded snarky people out there.  We don’t lose sleep if you don’t.  Capiche?

  7. Your sensitivities should be checked at the door. We’re not retracting shit.

  8. We love a hearty debate.  Bring it. But can you please bring it with legible English? We don’t have the time to decode your ‘eBonEEX’ (That just looks annoying, doesn’t it?)

  9. Your homophobia will not be tolerated. Go take that rhetoric to the Pastor Of Your Choice

  10. Racial and ethnic slurs will not be tolerated, PERIOD.

  11. We implore you to find a new word other than HATER or HATING.   Every time someone disagrees with you they are not:  ‘HATING’ on your favorite (insert random pop/R&B singer here). Maybe they just don’t like them. If you need help stepping up your vocab, here’s a great place to start: THESAURUS.COM :  HATER

  12. Management reserves the right to amend these rules on the fly.
  13. “THE N WORD” will result in your comment being deleted. No further conversation about that needed. End scene.
  14. Spam will get you banned.

 

WE BEAT YOU BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU!

(Now buy a gotdamn tee-shirt!)